Do you like to get jacked up on drugs at work?

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
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I do. There is nothing like working when I have two cups of coffee in me on my second can of pop with the good tunes blasting in my earphones. I went a little overboard last night and went home feeling "hungover". I gotta watch it :eek:
 

nihil

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Feb 13, 2002
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I used to do that all the time. When i worked at a restaurant i ended up being totally drunk by the end of the night. Now i just stick to caffeine.
 

vi edit

Elite Member
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Oct 28, 1999
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Nope.

*shuffles six pack of empty beer bottles behind monitor*
 

agnitrate

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Jul 2, 2001
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You caught me :eek:

I just couldn't stop! Every time a customer had to return an item, I had to help myself. I know it's an addiction and I've tried joining self-help groups but I keep getting shunned :(

By the time by shift was over, my pile of return sheets was so white, I couldn't even read the company logo! *sob*

-- W.O.A. (White Out Addicts)


-silver :)
 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
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oh god yes... if it has Caffeine... i've done it!

soda
coffee
espresso
cappuccino
moca latte
tea
;)

throw in some asprin for the late night headaches too



 

GermyBoy

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Jun 5, 2001
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Dude, I like take so many drugs at work and like stuff.

I take about 4 cups of coffee in the morning. About 6 in the afternoon. Sometimes I drop acid and other things. So much fun. I'm usually smoking pot in the bathroom and like injecting myself with like drugs.

LOL.
 

Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
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Oh all the time, I alternate my work time between posting here and snorting the lines of coke I have on my desk.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Coffee in the morning, water in the afternoon. (used to be soda, but i'm cutting out those calories)
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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I help terrorists buy bombs by working...





not!


(God those commercials offend me)