Originally posted by: MichaelD
*flashback sequence begins*
/shimmering sound effect
Many years ago, I worked in a furniture shipping warehouse. We had miles of the stuff.

It came in 50-foot rolls that were like, 6 feet in diameter.
Me and another guy...after a lunch consisting of rather...um...well..."stuff"

decided to unroll two rolls of the stuff on the warehouse floor.
We then proceeded to drive the forklift up and down it at top speed. :Q
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Was what it sounded like.

Unfortunately for us...we were too...um...incoherent to remember to PICK THE STUFF UP afterwards.
We both got fired.
Rock on, bubblewrap!!!