Do you lean to the side?

[Pray To Jesus]

When you're sitting at the computer and have to let one go.

 

[SlickSnake]

When you're sitting at the computer and have to let one go.

No, I kneel before Zod in front of my PC.

 

[-slash-]

Depends.

 

[phucheneh]

No, I'm not fat as shit.

I like the feeling of blasting it straight down into a chair. I don't have a huge fat ass that would cause my anus to be sealed to the chair and possibly blow out my colon if I don't lean.

 

[Crusty]

Depends.

Col. Shit Bucket?

 

[BUTCH1]

I lean to the right when I drive, I don't know why, it just seems more comfortable to me.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No, I'm not fat as shit.

I like the feeling of blasting it straight down into a chair. I don't have a huge fat ass that would cause my anus to be sealed to the chair and possibly blow out my colon if I don't lean.

lol, some people brag about having a thigh gap, but phucheneh brags about his buttocks gap. What are you, a four-legged animal on a pervert's farm?

 

[SlickSnake]

lol, some people brag about having a thigh gap, but phucheneh brags about his buttocks gap. What are you, a four-legged animal on a pervert's farm?

Just another well used escapee from Old's basement I'd reckon.

 

[phucheneh]

lol, some people brag about having a thigh gap, but phucheneh brags about his buttocks gap. What are you, a four-legged animal on a pervert's farm?

My ass has just enough breathing room for my farts to escape into my asscrack and then disperse through a satisfyingly loud vibration of my cheeks. I'm sorry that you are robbed of this satisfaction by your need to lean and allow your ass fat to decompress and relieve the anal pressure.

Don't hate, bro.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

My ass has just enough breathing room for my farts to escape into my asscrack and then disperse through a satisfyingly loud vibration of my cheeks. I'm sorry that you are robbed of this satisfaction by your need to lean and allow your ass fat to decompress and relieve the anal pressure.

Don't hate, bro.

I think the point of leaning is to be discreet. If leaning actually causes said loud vibrations, it means you've got a lot of jiggle and pudge.

 

[Imp]

Yep... I'm f**king up my back so bad.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

This thread stinks.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

No, I'm not fat as shit.

I like the feeling of blasting it straight down into a chair. I don't have a huge fat ass that would cause my anus to be sealed to the chair and possibly blow out my colon if I don't lean.

You sound quite insecure.

Judging by your username you've got a ton to be insecure about.

 

[styrafoam]

When using a lean technique I find the bouquet to be much more pronounced and satisfying. None of the miasma is unnecessarily wasted by absorption of or transference to the chair cushion. I always lean, why not enjoy life to the fullest?

 

[Tsavo]

I grab the arms of the chair and pull myself down so I can torque off a rumbler that sets off sesimographs in Cuba.

 

[ForumMaster]

No, I kneel before Zod in front of my PC.

only this zod for me