Do you know what a cluntoris is?

[Xylitol]

Cluntoris
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A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.

"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"

We are getting sick and tired of your constant sexual innuendos. Either grow up or go away.
If you can't manage the first, we will implement the second.
AnandTech Senior Moderator: oldsmoboat

 

[dethman]

 

[Locut0s]

And now I wish I didn't know.

 

[coldmeat]

ok...

 

[Wapp]

wtf?

 

[Spooner]

child

 

[tfinch2]

You are easily amused OP.

 

[Stumps]

 

[dennilfloss]

Do you know what a forum vacation is?:clock:

 

[SpunkyJones]

 

[clamum]

Hahahaha :laugh:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Squisher]

How does this compare to the Vagisaurous?

 

[moshquerade]

the mods must not be awake yet.

 

[djheater]

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
">The myth expresses the threat sexual intercourse poses for men who, although entering triumphantly, always leave diminished</a>

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
the mods must not be awake yet.

their loss, this was funny.