Do you know how to pick em?

[LittleNemoNES]

I sure can.

All the ladies I become interested in turn out to be either married or taken.

🙁

 

[drum]

waffles

 

[joesmoke]

thought thread would be about afros. am disappoint.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

All the ladies I become interested in turn out to be either married or taken.

🙁

That's your subconscious trying to protect you from making a mistake. It knows you're into big hairy guys and won't let you wind up with anyone else.

 

[highland145]

I sure can.

All the ladies I become interested in turn out to be either married or taken.

🙁

Or with the biggest damn snakes in their heads that you have ever seen.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

That's your subconscious trying to protect you from making a mistake. It knows you're into big hairy guys and won't let you wind up with anyone else.

says the man with the FSM avatar :awe:

 

[lxskllr]

I'm terrible at the track. Any horse I bet on is a guaranteed loser :^/

 

[FoBoT]

since this isn't in the L&R forum, i voted

 

[ElFenix]

since this isn't in the L&R forum, i voted

i think this is more of a moan. wasn't there a brag and moan thread in hot deals? maybe this should be moved there.

i want a UT waffle iron so bad right now. damn you.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ehh ... usually the women just try to use me for sex....

 

[pontifex]

the women i like always end up taken also. sucks because i don't get to meet that many of them.

 

[shiner]

No, but I know when to hold em and when to fold em.

 

[vi edit]

I seem to have a knack for going for the shortest check out line at the grocery store that ends up having the longest wait.

 

[NoCreativity]

I seem to have a knack for going for the shortest check out line at the grocery store that ends up having the longest wait.

Same.

And no matter what lane I'm in on the freeway, always the slowest.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Same.

And no matter what lane I'm in on the freeway, always the slowest.

Have you ever noticed how everybody going faster than you is a maniac and everyone going slower is a moron?

 

[DainBramaged]

I've had that happen a lot. I assume that what I see attractive in a woman, others also see as attractive. They just beat me to her.