Do you know how to fight?

[imported_Lucifer]

I'm not much of a fighter. I tend to stay out of trouble. But I'll fight only when I have to.

answ3r t3h p0ll

 

[loup garou]

*kicks Lucifer in the balls and runs*

 

[JRock]

HS Wrestling and Boxing. I wanna do some more MMA...

 

[Xcobra]

no but i wanna do some jujitsu <---life goal, haha

 

[Coquito]

Fight like Chuck Norris or brawl like Spider-Man? Two very different things.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: loup garou
*kicks Lucifer in the balls and runs*

:cry;

 

[Hyperlite]

Wrestling and 3 years of Okinawan Shuri-Ryu Karate.

 

[Leper Messiah]

um. I don't know really. I haven't gotten into a fight since middle school.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Xcobra
no but i wanna do some jujitsu <---life goal, haha

Why is it a 'life goal'? Why not just walk into a dojo and say "I wanna train"?

I've never understood that about people when I taught - "oh I've wanted to do [style x] for the longest time, blahblahblah" - we're here, why not do it?! :roll: . . . oh well.

 

[Atheus]

Wow, more than half of people voted yes? I doubt it...

Knowing how to fight means _training_ people, years or at least a few months of it. 50% of people do _not_ have this.

 

[Crescent13]

I haven't had any professional training, but I have studied about 5 different karate books for about a year and know most of the basic moves. I try not to fight, but if I had to, I don't think I'd do too bad.

 

[JRock]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite
Wrestling and 3 years of Okinawan Shuri-Ryu Karate.

Just got a Street Fighter II Flashback...

 

[imported_Lucifer]

I'm thinking of taking kick boxing. I'm not going to use the kick boxing skills to beat people up randomly, but I know that the skills may come in handy one day.

 

[JRock]

Originally posted by: Atheus
Wow, more than half of people voted yes? I doubt it...

Knowing how to fight means _training_ people, years or at least a few months of it. 50% of people do _not_ have this.

Wanna fight?

 

[TallBill]

Unarmed Self Defense.. sure.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I own guns. I'd just shoot the dumbass.

 

[rhino56]

im getting a little older now but i fought my whole life pretty much, i could take the average person still im quite sure.

 

[n7]

No, not really.

 

[JRock]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Unarmed Self Defense.. sure.

How do you block a punch w/ no arms? Just duck I suppose

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't had any professional training, but I have studied about 5 different karate books for about a year and know most of the basic moves. I try not to fight, but if I had to, I don't think I'd do too bad.

LOL, you could throw the books at the person you were fighting. :roll:

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I own guns. I'd just shoot the dumbass.

You carry that loaded on the street?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Atheus
Wow, more than half of people voted yes? I doubt it...

Knowing how to fight means _training_ people, years or at least a few months of it. 50% of people do _not_ have this.

This is a online tech forum; of course no one (incld. myself) does here - this is purely a subjective matter.

Would I be a force to be reckoned with if I was in a kindergarten? Hopefully (you never know, with what happened to Kramer and all) -

But would I be a contender amongst some people in Pride or proven masters? I think not.

But would I, and could I, mercilessly devastate all people online with a simple flick of the eye, or possibly my undeniable HUGE wang*? Without a doubt!

* I'm not hung like a horse, HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE ME!!!!11oneoneone

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Crescent13
I haven't had any professional training, but I have studied about 5 different karate books for about a year and know most of the basic moves. I try not to fight, but if I had to, I don't think I'd do too bad.

ACK!

 

[shilala]

Here in Hickland, we used to do it as a source of entertainment.
Bored??? Go pick a fight and get busted up.
It was fun stuff.

I'm too old for that shyt now, I'd just hit you with something.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

I've studied martial arts in high school, and I've received training including arm bars, take downs, firearms, and FST (Field Sobriety Test) procedures. So I'd rather not get in a fight--much easier and safer to use my OC or Asp. But if I had to, I think I could live through it.