Do you have Dunlop Disease?

[Kalmah]

When you have overwhelming belly fat preventing you from being able to witness your own genitals.

Has your belly dun lopped over your waist?

 

[grohl]

no. gross.

 

[Rubycon]

Sounds like your Dunlop has become a dewlap because it's not at sidewall pressure!

 

[ChanHo78]

the minute I can't see my pecker is the minute I go on a diet...

 

[ElFenix]

:barf:

 

[Fritzo]

I'm not sure...let me Google the symptoms:

 

[Rubycon]

I'm not sure...let me Google the symptoms:

Lies! That's a LOT bigger than P175R14!

 

[Matthiasa]

Hmmm this would be easier for one of the genders to get then the others.
Oh and ewww!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Nope.

 

[BoomerD]

Sadly...yes. I have a severe case of Dunlop's disease...my belly dun lops over my belt...

And also, a mild case of dickdoo disease...

 

[amdhunter]

pfft, whenever I want to see my penis, I just rest it over my shoulder.

 

[F1N3ST]

No, eww. Can anyone not see their feet? D:

 

[FoBoT]

not sure , but i think this either goes in Health & Fitness or Love & Relationships

 

[Pacfanweb]

Friend, to ultra-fat buddy who just started at the gym and just showered there:

"Damn dude, you really are big. When's the last time you saw you dick?"

Fat dude "I don't know, been a long time."

Friend: "Why don't you diet?"

Fattie "What color is it now?"

 

[Engineer]

It's called "Dickie Do" Disease. It's when your belly sticks out more than your dickie do!

 

[SunSamurai]

pfft, whenever I want to see my penis, I just rest it over my shoulder.

You boyfriend is his own person. You down own him!

 

[El Guaraguao]

potenza>dunlop

waaaaaaaaaait a minute!

 

[shortylickens]

I weigh 215 pounds. And to the best of my knowledge I am only supposed to weigh 150.
Have been working on it but not much improvement made in the past year.
People keep telling me that if I workout really hard and eat healthy I should be able to lose a pound a week.

 

[CRXican]

lulz

 

[KeithTalent]

Nope. In fact it's hard for me not to see my genitals most of the time.

KT

 

[zanejohnson]

nah, i'm in pretty decent shape right now...

5'10, 170lbs, i can put up 255 on the bench press...

 

[shortylickens]

I cant believe no one posted this yet.

 

[moshquerade]

 

[Analog]