do you have a lot of money and want to meet girls?

[skim milk]

come to los angeles
they don't give a damn about your morals, your personality or your background as long as you are willing to buy them Gucci handbags and clothes from Dolce&Gabbana

So the moral of the story is, when you are at a club, lie to the females that you are business partners with the friend you came with

 

[KLin]

Thank you Don Juan.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: fritolays
come to los angeles
they don't give a damn about your morals, your personality or your background as long as you are willing to buy them Gucci handbags and clothes from Dolce&Gabbana

So the moral of the story is, when you are at a club, lie to the females that you are business partners with the friend you came with

OMGWTF! I'm gonna score....

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: KLin
Thank you Don Juan.

:thumbsup:

 

[dbk]

If I want to throw money at girls, I'll just visit the nearest strip club thank you very much.

 

[FrustratedUser]

* checks Travelocity for cheap LA tickets *

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
* checks Travelocity for cheap LA tickets *

You can save on money by getting some plastic wrap at the dollar store instead of condoms too...

 

[djpolstee]

hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

 

[JoeKing]

just give out your phone numbers on your ATM receipts.

 

[dug777]

mmm i'm broke tho, will an aussie accent help me?

 

[stars]

Hot Deal - Prostitutes that charge by the minute and accept your parents credit card.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: djpolstee
hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

only at family reunions

 

[sonz70]

I get paid money to meet girls

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I get paid money to meet girls

and suck mens dicks

 

[BigB10293]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I get paid money to suck guys

Fixed!

 

[myusername]

No and no.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I get paid money to meet girls

I thought you'd quit.

Now give us the rest of the stories.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: BigB10293

Originally posted by: sonz70
I get paid money to suck guys and create web blogs which I refuse to update

Fixed!

Refixed

 

[djpolstee]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: djpolstee
hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

only at family reunions

n1
I said Mississippi, not Arkansas.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: djpolstee

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: djpolstee
hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

only at family reunions

n1
I said Mississippi, not Arkansas.

there's a difference?

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: djpolstee

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: djpolstee
hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

only at family reunions

n1
I said Mississippi, not Arkansas.

same thing

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: djpolstee

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: djpolstee
hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

only at family reunions

n1
I said Mississippi, not Arkansas.

same thing

Mississippi sisters have straighter teeth and shinier coats though, less inbreeding

 

[Chompman]

For all the ladies out there.

 

[djpolstee]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: djpolstee

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: djpolstee
hmm.... I wonder if that works here in Mississippi

only at family reunions

n1
I said Mississippi, not Arkansas.

same thing

Mississippi sisters have straighter teeth and shinier coats though, less inbreeding

You got it all wrong.

They have more teeth, not straighter teeth. lol

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Mississippi sisters have straighter teeth and shinier coats though, less inbreeding

ROFLMAO!