Wife: I'm hungry, lets eat out.
Me: Ok what are you in the mood for?
Wife: I don't know.
Me: Ok how about (Insert italian restaurant here)
Wife: I'm not in the mood for Italian.
Me: Ok how about (Insert steakhouse here)
Wife: I'm not in the mood for steak.
Me: Ok how about (Insert chinese food or buffet here)
Wife: I'm not in the mood for Chinese.
Me: Ok how about (Insert indan food restaurant here)
Wife: I'm not in the mood for Indian.
Me: Ok how about (Insert seafood place here)
Wife: Hmm I'm not sure...
Me:
Ooooooook how about the 24 hour diner?
Wife: Well ok...

It's not always this bad, and I can be indecisive too, but deciding where to eat can be a real pain sometimes.