DO you hate your neighbor
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PlasmaBomb
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- Nov 19, 2004
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my next-door neighbor is my ex's little brother... we get along pretty well and drop by each other's places frequently.
the upstairs neighbor is an older couple in their mid 30's... they're quiet and I never really see them except in passing.
the upstairs neighbor is an older couple in their mid 30's... they're quiet and I never really see them except in passing.
PepePeru
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i really don't care for my neighbor.
i think they are pillheads.
all i know is there's a mu mu lady (fat lady that wears a mu mu, exclusively) that lets her Cocker Spaniel named, "Pearl" piss and shit in the grass in front of my apartment.
i think her son lives there. regardless, its a fat guy that has no concept of shutting a door without slamming the shit out of it.
3:30 am, *wham* wall shaking door slam wakes me up at least twice a week.
they smoke like chimneys b/c my pantry has a narrow common wall, so i'm inundated by stale smoke smell, when i open the pantry.
i think they are pillheads.
all i know is there's a mu mu lady (fat lady that wears a mu mu, exclusively) that lets her Cocker Spaniel named, "Pearl" piss and shit in the grass in front of my apartment.
i think her son lives there. regardless, its a fat guy that has no concept of shutting a door without slamming the shit out of it.
3:30 am, *wham* wall shaking door slam wakes me up at least twice a week.
they smoke like chimneys b/c my pantry has a narrow common wall, so i'm inundated by stale smoke smell, when i open the pantry.
Beev
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The people that live above me are fucking worthless sacks of shit. They sit out on their balcony and smoke (free country, can do what they want) and then throw the butts down in front of my patio. On top of that, they're fat as fuck, and I can hear them very clearly when they have sex, and the thought of their fat selves fucking makes me cringe.
boomerang
Lifer
- Jun 19, 2000
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I've never met the neighbor on the one side. So I don't know. Now, the neighbor on the other side, he's got more property and his house is up high on it. We live on a curve in the road, so to some degree, his house is behind mine.
One day years ago, he asked if I could see his house. I told him no, and I can't. There are too many trees, regardless of what time of year it is for me to see his house. He told me that he could see mine and that he always knew when we were home. He said this in rather creepy fashion with a strange look on his face.
Do I hate him? No. Do I think he's some kind of a perv? Yes.
One day years ago, he asked if I could see his house. I told him no, and I can't. There are too many trees, regardless of what time of year it is for me to see his house. He told me that he could see mine and that he always knew when we were home. He said this in rather creepy fashion with a strange look on his face.
Do I hate him? No. Do I think he's some kind of a perv? Yes.
Capt Caveman
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- Jan 30, 2005
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I only hate the people around me that think it's ok to let their dogs roam the neighborhood. Some are cool and keep the dog in the yard with an invisible type dog fence........ but others? They let them roam free 24/7. Some of them actually have fences and still let them bastards roam free. I have one neighbor (the one with the fence) that actually cracks his garage door slightly so that the dog can eat/drink.
It's ok for that MF to shit in my yard, but not his? 2009 will be the year I go to him and tell him to keep his dog on his own property.
It's ok for that MF to shit in my yard, but not his? 2009 will be the year I go to him and tell him to keep his dog on his own property.
Yes, the guy upstairs is a jerk. His golden retriever runs back and forth all day. He drops trash from his patio onto my patio. He spills water pipe water on my patio, along with cig butts, roaches, and cigar ends. Since he is the HOA board member, I complain about him and the rest of his board member cronies say that I am just being a jerk to him for not being a good neighbor.
I have learned two things from this place I am living at now. Buy a single family home with no shared walls and never live with an HOA.
I have learned two things from this place I am living at now. Buy a single family home with no shared walls and never live with an HOA.
Demon-Xanth
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scott916
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Eww. That's pretty foul. I live in a very small complex with some dipshit who parks all three of his cars right in front on the street (taking up all three spaces up front) a really really hot 6' tall blond, and an SEVERELY alcoholic middle aged lady who was found dead on the floor of her living room last week. (!!) That was odd to say the least.
GagHalfrunt
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- Apr 19, 2001
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No problems with mine. We're not really friends, we don't attend each others barbecues or hang out. But they're decent people that are normal, don't cause trouble, keep their property nice, etc etc.
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Not right now, dude on one side is relatively quiet and the girl on the other side is completely silent.
In the past I had some guy humping his fat girlfriend at all hours. "Oh Patrick, oh, oh" Eventually I would have to pound on the wall and say "Oh, oh Patrick, shut the fuck up, we're trying to sleep".
Then we had the 13 students from South America that packed into the little one bedroom apartment next door and would play guitar and sing soccer songs really loud until 5 in the morning. When they weren't doing that they would have their door open and people would just mill around in the hallway being extremely goddamed loud and obnoxious.
After them there were the two smoking hot Russian girls that I swear were doing porn. I would always run into them in the hall or the elevator with these mafia-looking dudes. I always wanted to work up the nerve to knock on their door and ask for a cup of sugar (*wink wink*) but never did.
/rambling
KT
In the past I had some guy humping his fat girlfriend at all hours. "Oh Patrick, oh, oh" Eventually I would have to pound on the wall and say "Oh, oh Patrick, shut the fuck up, we're trying to sleep".
Then we had the 13 students from South America that packed into the little one bedroom apartment next door and would play guitar and sing soccer songs really loud until 5 in the morning. When they weren't doing that they would have their door open and people would just mill around in the hallway being extremely goddamed loud and obnoxious.
After them there were the two smoking hot Russian girls that I swear were doing porn. I would always run into them in the hall or the elevator with these mafia-looking dudes. I always wanted to work up the nerve to knock on their door and ask for a cup of sugar (*wink wink*) but never did.
/rambling
KT
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