Do you hate cutting your toe nails?

[EliteRetard]

The fact that we still have to cut nails and brush teeth in this day and age really pisses me off. Technology, get your priorities straight! And get us some Fembots while you're at it.

NSFW
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014...f_futuristic_sex_robots-a-1_1419246988722.jpg

 

[Red Squirrel]

NSFW
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014...f_futuristic_sex_robots-a-1_1419246988722.jpg

I like the fact that the butt hole is basically an exhaust port.

 

[Jeff7]

I like the fact that the butt hole is basically an exhaust port.

I see a piston and a flywheel in an interesting place. That could be bad if the RPMs get out of control and some valves don't activate at the right times.

"It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to.......OH GOD GET IT OFF OH GOD!!!"

 

[EliteRetard]

I see a piston and a flywheel in an interesting place. That could be bad if the RPMs get out of control and some valves don't activate at the right times.

"It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to.......OH GOD GET IT OFF OH GOD!!!"

BWAHAHAhahaha....

The real story of how robots begin to take over the world.

 

[Charmonium]

BWAHAHAhahaha....

The real story of how robots begin to take over the world.

'If you don't give me the launch codes, you'll never get another bj.'

 

[Thebobo]

I use a dremel tool with the sander attachment.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I use a dremel tool with the sander attachment.

Damn! Why the hell didn't I figure that out? I have a Dremel, but I haven't used it for anything in years.

Fucking nails, you've met your match! BTW, my toe nails are healthy, and my fingernails are also thick. Wife complains about the projectiles when I cut them. Not my fault. I must of been a claw-based animal in a past life.

 

[Muse]

Do you hate cutting your toe nails?

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes but in liking what one has to do.

 

[Charmonium]

I use a dremel tool with the sander attachment.

Not sure if you were serious or not, but the idea has already been patented and produced. Introducing the amazing Roto clipper.

If this thread were just a little bit older I'd say sue them for stealing you idea, but I guess other hate having chunks of finger and toenail flying around as much as I do.

 

[foghorn67]

Do some of you have nail fungus?

 

[Linux23]

Do some of you have nail fungus?

No just manly toes you girly man.

 

[John Connor]

I used to have severely ingrown toenails. Doctors refused to fix the issue so I always had nasty oozing infections. Finally got tired of it in my teens and decided to fix it myself. Applied a tourniquet, heated up my freshly sharped pocket knife, and cut away the offending flesh. It sucked, took a long time as I had to work through the pain, and I lost a lot of blood...but aint had a single issue since.

You should have went to a podiatrist! That's what I did.

 

[John Connor]

DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS, GRAPHIC MEDICAL IMAGES

Spoiler

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/...1/9a8dff_558782306f774699a1780292d73c6f2f.jpg

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID3JvHECpYI

SERIOUSLY, DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU HAVE A VERY STRONG STOMACH.

Crazy stuff. I have my big toe nails that are all screwed up and I would like the doctor to just kill of the nail bed. They have a spray.

You know, there are a shit load of nerves in your fingers and toes. That's gonna hurt like hell after wards.

 

[MongGrel]

You should have went to a podiatrist! That's what I did.

It's back, I guess.

John Connor = Foot Fungus.

 

[OverVolt]

obligatory

because I look at alota imgur.

 

[OverVolt]

i was born with skin covering most of the toenail sealing them in. I could dig under the flesh with one of those fine scissors to cut away at the toenail, but that never solved the issue. It was obvious even to a child like myself that i needed to have a large portion of the skin removed so the toenail could grow out properly. My parents took me to see the doctors about it several times and they just kept saying to "let it grow out". 16-18 years later i finally had enough of the constant pain/infection/mess and decided to do some surgery myself.

I actually just did a lot of searching trying to find a good graphical representation of what i'm talking about, as it wasn't an ordinary ingrown toenail.
I ended up coming upon a photo and surgical video that shows very similarly what i had to do. It's extremely graphic and nsfw. I'm going to link it.
Do not click these links, graphic medical images

Spoiler

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/...1/9a8dff_558782306f774699a1780292d73c6f2f.jpg

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3jvhecpyi

seriously, do not click unless you have a very strong stomach.

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Charmonium]

obligatory

because I look at alota imgur.

The US response to the Russian S-400 air defense system.

 

[MongGrel]

Don't force me to post a pic of my toe nails again.

The clippings could take out a Division of Syrian Jihadists at 5 Klicks

 

[John Connor]

You're not funny muffin top.

 

[MongGrel]

You're not funny muffin top.

Here's a hint John.

muffin top isn't funny either.

You're FUBARR.

 

[John Connor]

Take a look between your legs and then question why I use the nice version of DICK HEAD.

 

[Imp]

I actually read somewhere that grinding nails on dogs is supposedly better than cutting because it minimizes the chances of nailing the living part with nerves.

But that dust can't be good for anyone. Could it under water but zap...

 

[lxskllr]

I actually read somewhere that grinding nails on dogs is supposedly better than cutting because it minimizes the chances of nailing the living part with nerves.

But that dust can't be good for anyone. Could it under water but zap...

If your dog's nails are too long, it probably needs more outside activity. Take it for a walk. It'll do you good ;^)

 

[Imp]

If your dog's nails are too long, it probably needs more outside activity. Take it for a walk. It'll do you good ;^)

Hey, I may not have have any muscle or fat left on my ass from sitting all day, but I did not have sexual relations with that washing machine.

 

[rh71]

go flying off in every direction

Just the other day I was thinking someone needs to invent something to prevent this.