Mine are fairly thin....but I only shave my face about once a week so why would I worry about my eyebrows? (I can't grow a beard for sh*t...after a week, I hardly have as much as most adult males do in 2 days).
My "beard" is all scraggly and sort of comes in patches. It's hideously ugly but I don't really care.
The extent of my hair styling is a comb (not even a brush, I just get the tangles out).
I also wear glasses that are at least 7 or 8 years old. They look like they came from 1972 or something. Huge lens, cheesy gold coloured paint (that is all flecked off), and they don't even sit straight on my face because one arm is bent a little down
I'm not terribly concerned with my appearance. I mean I keep myself clean, I don't wear dirty clothes or stink or anything like that, I just don't really care if I'm kinda fat or a bit scruffy looking.
Hell it seems to work fairly well at keeping the women away (yes this is a good thing, while I am quite attracted to them, I really really hate women, present company excluded! I love the ATOT women

).