Do you guys own a bathrobe or a pee jug?

[Mayne]

I had a bathrobe for a long time and then one day It split right down the back as I tried to use it as a back scratcher. Now I have to use a pee jug for those middle of the night pee runs.

Frustrating but yet very convenient not having to get out of the bed.

 

[surfsatwerk]

ok

 

[TwiceOver]

You win dude. The internets are yours.

 

[Denly]

for the record, not all Canadian are weird like OP.

 

[Mayne]

Normally I would use the washroom to pee but I have to put a bunch of clothes on and possibly wake up my sister in the living room and the bathroom is right beside her bed.

Just going to use my new laundry detergent jug to pee in and empty it out my bedroom window when it gets full.

Makes sense right? I can't be the only one who does this sort of thing.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Wait, so you your bathrobe was thick enough that you could pee in it and just use it like a full-body diaper?

 

[Mai72]

When I took care of my uncle he had Parkinson's disease. It got really bad at the end. He would stand up and urinate in a pee jug right there in the living room or even outside.

 

[Mai72]

You have girlfriend?

 

[Mayne]

You guys have never lived with a bunch of women in a 1 bathroom place?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Catheter + strap on urine bag makes things even easier.

 

[mmntech]

Posting in a Mayne thread.

 

[Belegost]

Perhaps just invest in a Stadium Pal?

 

[Mai72]

Go on the floor dawg!

On the floor!

 

[Perknose]

I can't be the only one who does this sort of thing.

We all hold out hope that you are.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

You guys have never lived with a bunch of women in a 1 bathroom place?

Yeah, but I wear pajamas.

Well, stretchy shorts and a t-shirt anyway.

 

[Mayne]

Yeah, but I wear pajamas.

Well, stretchy shorts and a t-shirt anyway.

I have slept naked my whole life. Not about to change now.

 

[Carson Dyle]

I sleep naked. I pee naked. I eat leftovers straight out of the fridge, with the fridge bulb illuminating my naked form.

But I did buy some slippers. Now, I can can walk naked around the house with my feets in glorious, warm comfort.

 

[dank69]

Buying new bathrobe isn't an option?

 

[Mayne]

I sleep naked. I pee naked. I eat leftovers straight out of the fridge, with the fridge bulb illuminating my naked form.

But I did buy some slippers. Now, I can can walk naked around the house with my feets in glorious, warm comfort.

I envy you dude. Sadly I share an apartment with 2 women.

 

[nakedfrog]

How do you use a bathrobe as a back scratcher, numbskull?

 

[mmntech]

I envy you dude. Sadly I share an apartment with 2 women.

Never stopped any of us before.

 

[Mayne]

Buying new bathrobe isn't an option?

I'm working on it...but like any drug that you have tried for a couple months..its hard to stop peeing in an jug.

 

[Hoober]

I envy you dude. Sadly I share an apartment with 2 women.

So? Stance of dominance, bro.

 

[Mayne]

How do you use a bathrobe as a back scratcher, numbskull?

you have never had an itch in the middle of your back that doesn't feel awesome after you go to pull your bathrobe down your back ...grab the sleeves and rub horizontally back and forth and slide up and down.

 

[Mai72]

You nasty.