Do you guys know "JON DORENBOS?" I just found out he plays for the BILLS. He went to my highschool and picked on me...

WayneTeK

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An article about Jon


Wow, I couldn't believe it. ON Monday, i was watching ESPN and i saw this guy that looked familar.

To my disbelief, it was him, Jon Dorenbos. This guy, in high school, used to pick on me. He was mighty popular with the ladies too.

I guess the rewards in life are true: if you're a punk, jock, and good looking, you'll go very far in life.

I can't believe this guy is a pro football player..

Do you guys know when ESPN will re-air the special about him again??

 

jpeyton

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You should've ridden his coattails all the way to the NFL. Then you'd be blingin' as his personal b1tch, in whatever posse he has.
 

styrafoam

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Scan some yearbook pics and paintshop them, send them to ESPN.

I guess the rewards in life are true: if you're a punk, jock, and good looking, you'll go very far in life.

Not true in all cases. A musclebound star athelete who I had several encounters with died about 5 years out of high school. KARMA will catch Jon Dorenbos eventually.
 

UNCjigga

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I bet you always thought to yourself, "someday I'm gonna be your boss" or "I'll see you cleaning the executive bathrooms". Doesn't quite work out that way, does it?
 

kaizersose

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dude, the guy's dad beat his mom to death in their garage!

i dont know if i could blame him for being a little off. i think we all know what it feels like to be picked on, but i dont care how far he goes in life because that will always suck.
 

GoingUp

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Originally posted by: kaizersose
dude, the guy's dad beat his mom to death in their garage!

i dont know if i could blame him for being a little off. i think we all know what it feels like to be picked on, but i dont care how far he goes in life because that will always suck.

 

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Originally posted by: WayneTeK
An article about Jon


Wow, I couldn't believe it. ON Monday, i was watching ESPN and i saw this guy that looked familar.

To my disbelief, it was him, Jon Dorenbos. This guy, in high school, used to pick on me. He was mighty popular with the ladies too.

I guess the rewards in life are true: if you're a punk, jock, and good looking, you'll go very far in life.

I can't believe this guy is a pro football player..

Do you guys know when ESPN will re-air the special about him again??

Here's hoping for a career-ending injury. ;) j/k.
 

WayneTeK

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
I bet you always thought to yourself, "someday I'm gonna be your boss" or "I'll see you cleaning the executive bathrooms". Doesn't quite work out that way, does it?

hahaha.. totally true.. that is what i always think. =)
 

iwearnosox

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You'll get your revenge when he's in court for sodomizing some 12 year old he thought was legal. You can jeer him then. :D
 

V00DOO

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Isn't his dad (who was convicted of murdering his wife) will be release from jail sometime this year?
 

Mr N8

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My grandpa drove Jimmy Kleinsasser to school (bus) when he was growing up. Apparently, he told my grandpa that some day he was going to play for the Vikings. My grandpa told him that he would be a Vikings fan if Jimmy played for them. He religiously watches the Viking every sunday, now. Pretty cool for living in a tiny town in North Dakota.
 

Viper GTS

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As has already been pointed out, I think he has adequate excuse for being a slightly misadjusted teenager.

Unless you know him now, it's not exactly fair to hold that over him.

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Dude. That was a long time ago. Take some Midol and get over it.

This type of holding-on-to-grudges thing is what keeps some people trapped in a frozen state of geekness. Let it go. You will be happier in the long run.