StormRider
Diamond Member
Reasons why I hate Halloween:
1) I have to spend money on candy for kids I don't know.
2) Some of those kids are bigger than me.
3) If I have any left over candy, I gain another 5 to 10 pounds from eating it.
4) I don't like waiting for door knocks and hearing knocks on my door.
And lastly...
This year Halloween falls on a Wednesday which means that I will be disturbed by knocking doors while I try to watch Star Trek: Enterprise.
1) I have to spend money on candy for kids I don't know.
2) Some of those kids are bigger than me.
3) If I have any left over candy, I gain another 5 to 10 pounds from eating it.
4) I don't like waiting for door knocks and hearing knocks on my door.
And lastly...
This year Halloween falls on a Wednesday which means that I will be disturbed by knocking doors while I try to watch Star Trek: Enterprise.