Do you give me some advices to improve my english ?

Newell Steamer

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Step 1. Give me an iPad.
Step 2. English improvement intensifies.
Step 3. Free a small forest expedition group who are held hostage by guerrilla soldiers in Central America - your weapons drop and orders will arrive before dust off.
Step 4. Drink more water.
Step 5. Become a English speaking phenom, go on talk shows, soak up the spot light, attend raging parties, get addicted to coke, become intolerable when off of coke, go to rehab, go back on talk shows, ask for forgiveness, reunite with your estranged wife who you almost choked to death when you swallowed 3 eight balls.
Step 6. Sleep
 

Imp

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I use Youtube comments, and facebook posts to improve my English.

dat be dum.

sum peeple be using da dots at da bottum of da letterz, sum use da curly dots, and sum be using da capitalz.

an whare da hel be all da letterz zzzzz. Dey no now how to tok da englash
 

sandorski

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dat be dum.

sum peeple be using da dots at da bottum of da letterz, sum use da curly dots, and sum be using da capitalz.

an whare da hel be all da letterz zzzzz. Dey no now how to tok da englash

I cry every tim
 

squirrel dog

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I took latin in high school , and Portuguese in college,spanish classes were full . I found that to a non English speaker , English is hard to learn well . A lot of our English words carry double meanings .
 

Imp

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I took latin in high school , and Portuguese in college,spanish classes were full . I found that to a non English speaker , English is hard to learn well . A lot of our English words carry double meanings .

Beats having to learn the 100 different conjugations and exceptions in all the other languages.

At least Spanish helps you to figure out noun genders most of the time with -a and -o. French essentially tells you to go eff yourself and memorize it all.

It's la computadora, but is it la or le ordinateur?
 

GagHalfrunt

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Don't hang our here, the people be dumb wit dere language using stuff and talk all funny like. You badly learn other speaking from dem. Out the door now or forever be stoopid.
 

brianmanahan

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a pome i wrote during a realy rough spot in my life

like a flower in a crack in the sidewark
do i cower in the dark
corner of my room

and like a lark on a lagoon in a park
i disembark
on a loneley juorney of life

and like an eelecrtrical spark
i arc
back and forth between pain & sorroow

and like a sand shark
i sit and lurk without remark
theres nothing left 2 say

-and like a treasure ship without a letter of marque
im an easy mark, for the pirates i call my friends
my life is one big question mark

-andlike tony stark
i just sit in a cave with a box of scraps trying to fix my broken heart

and like a charm quark
no body undrestands me

so i stand here and i
and i cover my heart in bark
 
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disappoint

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Markbnj

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Well, definitely use 'like' a lot, like you can say "He said 'hi!` and I was all like 'hi!'" or you can use it in other ways like "I kind of like you, when you don't smell like that stuff my Mom uses when she's all like 'Time to whiten the bathroom tiles!', lol.
 

John Connor

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Do you give me some advices to improve my english ?

Should be: Give me some advice to improve my English.