Do you get Hangovers?

[Spamela]

i never drink enough to get one. you DO get smarter as you get older.

 

[dighn]

have never exceeded 2 beers afaik. usually with plenty of food too. so no

 

[Alchemist99]

I get hangovers like you wouldn't believe, more like alcohol poisoning I can get sick for 24 hrs from eight beers.
it's pretty bad when your puking for 24 hrs, so i don't drink too much 🙂

 

[aircooled]

Not with liquor. If i have too much red wine I might get a bit of a headache.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

I need to drink more

 

[Anubis]

very rarley. but check thsi out

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, your are craving a philly sub and steak fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps' shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke-yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five sh!ts you take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now.

 

[tweakmm]

If I drink a bunch of sugary drinks(soda+liquor or sweet liquor) sometimes I'll have really bad stomach hangovers, I'll just have a small headache, but my stomach will refuse to hold anything down and every 45 minutes I'll puke even if it's only stomach acid. If my stomach doesn't screw around with me, the worst that I'll get is a slight headache and cloudy mind until I really start to wake up(30 minutes or so)

 

[hdeck]

i sure don't

 

[crisp82]

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now.

LOL, that was me when I posted this. I get real bad ones, but I drink ALOT.....

Ummm.. Where's the option for "I drink water so I don't get a hangover no matter how much alcohol I drink"? I had like 8 shots total the other night and drank about 8 cups of water. Presto! No hangover.

8 shots? thats like the equivalent of a quiet night out for me....Friday night was 5 whisky and cokes, 3 shots, 3 buds, and 3 times in the 'dentists chair', each being approx 2 shots....