Do you flatulate in your sleep?

[FortFunFoSho]

I always wonder if you do.. I guess when I think about it most likely you do. I mean after a night of drinking beer I need to pretty badly the next morning. So I am assuming that you do throughout the night.

Hmm is this true?

 

[bootymac]

I snore thru my ass

 

[Xionide]

Sometimes the next morning after I drink I have to plug my nose to get into the other room.

-Xionide

 

[So]

LOL
No freakin' clue.

 

[Alchemist99]

I am the king of that bump in the night, I mean Hell yea I do some of best best work when I'm sleeping even to the point were I wake myself up!

 

[FortFunFoSho]

I know me too. Thats the thing. Sometimes when sleeping next to a female form of which I am not friends with per se.. I wonder if I have been droppin it like its hot throughout the night...

 

[MrDudeMan]

so my thread about my sister stepping in dog poo gets locked, and this doesnt? the mods are really starting to piss me off. its like no one here is old enough to talk about things without our nanny mods to "keep it clean"

LOL at OP

 

[EXman]

I fart on you while you sleep!

 

[FortFunFoSho]

hmm. I was actually asking in all honesty. not to be silly. but I am curious what your body does in its sleep. so I was wondering what you all have noticed from your significant others...

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: bootymac
I snore thru my ass

LOL. I have no idea. I've never had a girl mention it and it would take a low yeild nuke to wake me so I'm obviously not waking myself up with my own gas.

 

[EXman]

My wife says I do but I drink a gallon of milk a day so I cannot help it😱

 

[CaseTragedy]

When I wake myself up while I do it--I make sure I take the opportunity to dutch oven my gf. Afterall, if I can't exploit her vulnerabilities--what is she there for?


-Case

 

[Gurck]

I don't think I do, because I usually have a few in the queue when I wake up.