Do you find yourself secretly happy

[ivan2]

And it smelled like burned!

 

[imported_Imp]

Nope. Most of my coworkers, now and previous, were either borderline anorexic or always beginning a new diet. The dudes were very health conscious.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: ivan2
And it smelled like burned!

No, the odor permeates everything. It does not make me happy. Schadenfrued is one thing but smelling that awful stench is not fun.

 

[xochi]

Burned english muffins smell just as bad if not worse.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: ivan2
And it smelled like burned!

No, the odor permeates everything. It does not make me happy. Schadenfrued is one thing but smelling that awful stench is not fun.

I don't think I could hate anyone enough to enjoy the scent of their burned popcorn.

 

[Deviant Grasshopper]

A former employer banned popcorn and had it removed from the vending machines. We had someone burn popcorn very badly 3-4 times within a month and it happened when an important client was visiting (this was a ~200 employee company btw).


I wish they'd fire people that burn popcorn. It says a lot about your intelligence if you can't figure out when to open the damn microwave door..

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: xochi
Burned english muffins smell just as bad if not worse.

BS. Burnt popcorn, especially really burnt popcorn, is one of the worst smells on the planet.

 

[K1052]

One guy here ALWAYS burns the popcorn....once the bag even caught on fire. The smell is terrible and lingers for hours.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

In college they banned popcorn on a certain floor. One of the professor had a brain condition that caused him severe problems when popcorn was burned. Back in the 50s he worked in Naval Research...

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: xochi
Burned english muffins smell just as bad if not worse.

BS. Burnt popcorn, especially really burnt popcorn, is one of the worst smells on the planet.

Ever smelled burning flesh?

I once had a wart lasered off of my foot. I tell you, when you smell burning flesh, it's bad enough. Knowing that it's your own foot that's making the smell? Not fun.

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: xochi
Burned english muffins smell just as bad if not worse.

BS. Burnt popcorn, especially really burnt popcorn, is one of the worst smells on the planet.

Ever smelled burning flesh?

I once had a wart lasered off of my foot. I tell you, when you smell burning flesh, it's bad enough. Knowing that it's your own foot that's making the smell? Not fun.

Yeah I have, actually, but it was a long time ago so I don't quite remember. I was pretty out of it at the time, too.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: K1052
One guy here ALWAYS burns the popcorn....once the bag even caught on fire. The smell is terrible and lingers for hours.

Has anyone printed out an enlarged copy of the instructions and left it on his desk?

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: xochi
Burned english muffins smell just as bad if not worse.

BS. Burnt popcorn, especially really burnt popcorn, is one of the worst smells on the planet.

Ever smelled burning flesh?

I once had a wart lasered off of my foot. I tell you, when you smell burning flesh, it's bad enough. Knowing that it's your own foot that's making the smell? Not fun.

Yeah I have, actually, but it was a long time ago so I don't quite remember. I was pretty out of it at the time, too.

It smells rather like burning hair. But worse.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: K1052
One guy here ALWAYS burns the popcorn....once the bag even caught on fire. The smell is terrible and lingers for hours.

Has anyone printed out an enlarged copy of the instructions and left it on his desk?

Actually people have talked with him about it. He just has the attention span of a squirrel on amphetamines for anything not work related.

 

[OUCaptain]

My last job had a strict policy on microwave popcorn. You pop it, you get fired on the spot. Their one policy I agreed with.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: xochi
Burned english muffins smell just as bad if not worse.

BS. Burnt popcorn, especially really burnt popcorn, is one of the worst smells on the planet.

Ever smelled burning flesh?

I once had a wart lasered off of my foot. I tell you, when you smell burning flesh, it's bad enough. Knowing that it's your own foot that's making the smell? Not fun.

I have burnt my arm/wrist on oven heating elements, it does reek for a while.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: OUCaptain
My last job had a strict policy on microwave popcorn. You pop it, you get fired on the spot. Their one policy I agreed with.

seriously?

 

[SunnyD]

Burnt poopcorn smells nasty.

 

[chitwood]

It smells like spoiled cottage cheese smeared onto a sweaty jock strap.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: K1052
One guy here ALWAYS burns the popcorn....once the bag even caught on fire. The smell is terrible and lingers for hours.

Has anyone printed out an enlarged copy of the instructions and left it on his desk?

Actually people have talked with him about it. He just has the attention span of a squirrel on amphetamines for anything not work related.

I don't understand him, then. Obviously he can't enjoy eating burned popcorn, so why bother making it if he's incapable of attending to it for the three minutes it takes to make it properly?

 

[sswingle]

I've only burnt popcorn once. Different brand, apparently had a different amount of popcorn, so the time that I was used to using was way too long.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: K1052
One guy here ALWAYS burns the popcorn....once the bag even caught on fire. The smell is terrible and lingers for hours.

Has anyone printed out an enlarged copy of the instructions and left it on his desk?

Actually people have talked with him about it. He just has the attention span of a squirrel on amphetamines for anything not work related.

I don't understand him, then. Obviously he can't enjoy eating burned popcorn, so why bother making it if he's incapable of attending to it for the three minutes it takes to make it properly?

Well he still eats it for whatever reason.

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: chitwood
It smells like spoiled cottage cheese smeared onto a sweaty jock strap.

It smells like 10-day-old dog shit placed in a crock pot and slow cooked for 800 hours with a pungent blend of spices and herbs.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: chitwood
It smells like spoiled cottage cheese smeared onto a sweaty jock strap.

It smells like 10-day-old dog shit placed in a crock pot and slow cooked for 800 hours with a pungent blend of spices and herbs.

It smells like bigfoots dick.

 

[Superself]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: chitwood
It smells like spoiled cottage cheese smeared onto a sweaty jock strap.

It smells like 10-day-old dog shit placed in a crock pot and slow cooked for 800 hours with a pungent blend of spices and herbs.

It smells like bigfoots dick.

Umm, ok.

 

[SirChadwick]

Everyone here burns their popcorn daily. I think it's a ritual or something.

Smells like burnt ass.