Do you fall asleep while driving? Then you need the Nap-Zapper!

[cjchaps]

You need to buy this now!
I was looking at personal safety and security items, and came across this item.
Just imagine wearing one of these, looking down for some reason, and hearing a blaring alarm in your ear!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! :Q

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: cjchaps
You need to buy this now!
I was looking at personal safety and security items, and came across this item.
Just imagine wearing one of these, looking down for some reason, and hearing a blaring alarm in your ear!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! :Q

What happens when you look down to change the radio station?

 

[sohcrates]

What happens when you look down to change the radio station?

why, you get ZAPPED of course!

 

[Whisper]

I swear I thought that title said "Nad-Zapper"

Man, that'd be one helluvan effective way to keep people awake at the wheel.

ZzzZzzZzz...*zzzzt*...F*%K MOTHERCHRIST!

 

[Spooner]

I think they could have thought of something slightly more ingenious than this :Q

 

[BigFatCow]

Originally posted by: Whisper
I swear I thought that title said "Nad-Zapper"

Man, that'd be one helluvan effective way to keep people awake at the wheel.

ZzzZzzZzz...*zzzzt*...F*%K MOTHERCHRIST!

HAHAHAHAHA...

 

[Ernieb]

felt asleep while driving.. it happened to me about three times before..
but not anymore..

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Whisper
I swear I thought that title said "Nad-Zapper"

Man, that'd be one helluvan effective way to keep people awake at the wheel.

ZzzZzzZzz...*zzzzt*...F*%K MOTHERCHRIST!

I thoght so also. It's the only reason I clicked on the link.

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: aphexII

Originally posted by: cjchaps
You need to buy this now!
I was looking at personal safety and security items, and came across this item.
Just imagine wearing one of these, looking down for some reason, and hearing a blaring alarm in your ear!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! :Q

What happens when you look down to change the radio station?

This is why car radios should be banned too!!! I've seen far more accidents caused by this than I have with cell phones.

 

[Platinum321]

this would be good for work or class too.. hopefully attention/embarassment of the noise will likely keep you from falling asleep twice..

 

[cjchaps]

I think I would be more embarassed by wearing that thing on my ear.

Originally posted by: Platinum321
this would be good for work or class too.. hopefully attention/embarassment of the noise will likely keep you from falling asleep twice..

 

[huey1124]

if you want a poor-man's Nap-Zapper, then all you have to do is position a sharp needle right under your chin, attached to your chest. and once you nod off..............................................

 

[KevinF]

Yeah, like anything is that simple.

CMU has been working on the same problem for a while, look here.

 

[RossMAN]

LOL I also assumed it said Nad Zapper as well.

I was reading the website's description and wondered what does that have to do with nads?

 

[ElFenix]

i almost fell asleep once. just once.

 

[Blieb]

You could just wait for a guard rail or another ca--- wait a minute, doesn't this condone sleep-driving?!

 

[Lonyo]

Isn't there the dangre that you get screwed over by the noise so much you veer out of control, go flying into a ditch, do 3 barrel rolls before coming to rest on train tracks infront of a speeding freight train carrying a few tonnes of oil :/

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Isn't there the dangre that you get screwed over by the noise so much you veer out of control, go flying into a ditch, do 3 barrel rolls before coming to rest on train tracks infront of a speeding freight train carrying a few tonnes of oil :/

Yes.

 

[cjchaps]

<Altered Beast Voice> RISE FROM THE DEAD! </Altered Beat Voice>

 

[StageLeft]

Nice and safe!

 

[0roo0roo]

wonder if they sell those in a b&m store. kinda nice to have in emergency driving situations i once drove after being awake for 36+ hours. lets say at that point i had to convince myself not to sleep, it was quite hard. kill urself, fine, kill ur passenger not fine. well maybe...