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Do you ever wonder where murderers get their motives? And other news...

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Viper GTS

Lifer
So I'm waiting in line at Hollywood Video, watching them finish entering my membership information. This guy goes to the next counter, rents his animated porno (Heavy Metal), & squeezes between me & a candy display to get out the door. This guy is little, maybe mid 30's, 5'6 or so, skinny little bastard with glasses. I'm not sure if he knocked it off, or if my coat hit it, but one way or another one of those little candy rings fell off the display rack & into the middle of the aisle. Since I'm waiting for the lady behind the counter to help me, I slid it out of the way & under the rack so it wouldn't get stepped on. By that time the guy had made it beyond the security scanners, & was headed out the door. But no. He turns around, comes BACK in, walks right up to me, says "Here, I'll pick that up for you." He reaches under the display, picks it up, & puts it back on the rack. Then he said "It doesn't hurt to bend over." And walked out. God DAMN that pissed me off! MYOFB, asshole!

:|

In other news, I got an estimate on my car. $577.24. Which means if I get it fixed for $200 - $250, by using the original bumper, I've made a nice $325 - $375. Not a bad deal, it'll help me get out of debt.

Or, I could invest it in a budget hit-man's services...

😉

Viper GTS
 
Man I would've been mad as hell to. I probably would've thrown it back in the floor or something. Or told the guy that I am missing a vertabrae and can't bendover or something stupid like that and made him feel bad.
 


<< In other news, I got an estimate on my car. $577.24. Which means if I get it fixed for $200 - $250, by using the original bumper, I've made a nice $325 - $375. Not a bad deal, it'll help me get out of debt. >>



I bet that FFMCobalt is going to try and take a cut of that.

KingHam
 


<< God DAMN that pissed me off! MYOFB, asshole! >>



Ever wonder what makes people stressed as sh*t and have early heart attacks? The inability to only get worked up about the really important things.

Choose your battles carefully, and you will always win.
 
Sluggo is right. Take things in stride. You saw the lil punk renting pornos, yet you have a girlfriend (Sarah or something, right?). Just let it go...you'll never see that person again in your life, so who cares what he thinks?
 
Too bad you always think of the comebacks when its too late. A nice one would have been &quot;Is that how your boyfriend gets you into bed?&quot;
 
While I know it shouldn't have pissed me off, it really did. I guess in a way because it suggested something that wasn't true - That I'm an inconsiderate bastard.

Viper GTS
 


<< &quot;It doesn't hurt to bend over.&quot; >>

Well, if you kill him and go to prison, you'd be able to prove him wrong. But he'd already be dead, so that wouldn't be necesary.
 
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