Do you ever look at computing hardware and say, 'damn, that's a sexy router/switch/rackmounted device/etc?

[beer]

I happen to do this a lot. I have also used the phrase 'cisco website > maxim website' on occasion.

Is something wrong with me?

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Elemental007
Is something wrong with me?

In the real world = you're a geek

Here = you fit right in 🙂

 

[Electric Amish]

Is something wrong with me?

No, not until you find yourself whacking it while at the Cisco site rather than the Maxim site. 😉

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
No, not until you find yourself whacking it while at the Cisco site rather than the Maxim site. 😉

ROFL.........then you've crossed the line 😀

 

[gistech1978]

i wouldnt call it sexy
but im interested in that stuff

 

[MazerRackham]

I do this every day. (I am a macintosh powerbook owner 🙂 )

 

[Spoooon]

I never describe computer hardware as sexy. I use 'cool' to describe them.

 

[hdeck]

powerbooks are sexy

 

[Electric Amish]

FYI- Those "ports" on the routers are for network cables *ONLY*

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Is something wrong with me?

No, not until you find yourself whacking it while at the Cisco site rather than the Maxim site. 😉

Then it's called a fetish and you start a Sexy Hardware fetish site and make money off of simular minded people.

Maybe start a alt.sex.fetish.computerhardware usenet group...

 

[Crazymofo]

I've masturbated to a picture of a motherboard before🙂

 

[IcemanJer]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
I've masturbated to a picture of a motherboard before🙂

WAY
TOO
MUCH
INFO

😕😕😕

 

[Encryptic]

I start thinking about that sexy close up of the ports on my router and how I'd like to insert my cable and upload some packets and.....Excuse me for a moment while I reboot my server. 😉

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
I've masturbated to a picture of a motherboard before🙂

Originally posted by: Encryptic
I start thinking about that sexy close up of the ports on my router and how I'd like to insert my cable and upload some packets and.....Excuse me for a moment while I reboot my server. 😉

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
I've masturbated to a picture of a motherboard before🙂

:Q

 

[MaxDepth]

I go into the server room and I whistle,
<keanu>Whoa! Nice racks!</keanu>


But I do not stick my face in between two of them and go, "wubbla, wubbla, wubbla!"
No matter what the others tell ya!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Is something wrong with me?

No, not until you find yourself whacking it while at the Cisco site rather than the Maxim site. 😉

😱

 

[Nocturnal]

I've said that a computer part, car, etc have given me a boner.

 

[EyeMWing]

I do this routinely. But it's generally with hardware a few generations behind - my XP1900/GF4 4200 machine (Total replacement cost of a whopping $1000 even) is still sexy as ever. I seem to like my women that way too... Not cutting edge, but not too far from it. You know, "overweight", wears Wal-Mart clothes.

 

[Kaervak]

If I ever did, I'd have to kill myself.

 

[CT2TXtech]

Well when i first met my Lian-Li case, I almost busted all over my NEC monitor. She is just beautiful. I had to invite a few friends over to show her off. The blue lights, the side window, the silent Antec fan, those juicy lips, awww man, ooooo, wait,....brb, let me pleasure myself..........