I woke up this morning and wondered what the fuck was wrong with me:
I was driving to work at night but I had to pull over to the side of the road becuase all the traffic was driving on the wrong side of the road. Some how I made it to work, where I apparently moved cubicles out of the way with my car so I could park my car next to my cube. This is the wierdest part though: I was in the bathroom (At work - although it didn't look like my actual work) looking at my new stomach (don't know where I got it from). My stomach dropped onto the floor. Fell out of my body and onto the floor. I picked it up and stuffed it back in. I twisted around to make sure it stayed in. As I was about to leave it fell out again. I twisted around again - amazed that the liquid and blood sloshing around in the cavity where my stomach sould be was staying in. I figured there should be blood all over the floor. I picked up the stomach again - stuffed it back in my body. It took some work to make sure it was resting in my body properly. Once that task was complete I stapled my skin shut to make sure it stayed in. Then I stepped into the shower-
And then I woke up.....
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I was driving to work at night but I had to pull over to the side of the road becuase all the traffic was driving on the wrong side of the road. Some how I made it to work, where I apparently moved cubicles out of the way with my car so I could park my car next to my cube. This is the wierdest part though: I was in the bathroom (At work - although it didn't look like my actual work) looking at my new stomach (don't know where I got it from). My stomach dropped onto the floor. Fell out of my body and onto the floor. I picked it up and stuffed it back in. I twisted around to make sure it stayed in. As I was about to leave it fell out again. I twisted around again - amazed that the liquid and blood sloshing around in the cavity where my stomach sould be was staying in. I figured there should be blood all over the floor. I picked up the stomach again - stuffed it back in my body. It took some work to make sure it was resting in my body properly. Once that task was complete I stapled my skin shut to make sure it stayed in. Then I stepped into the shower-
And then I woke up.....
/blog.anatech.com