Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

NFS4

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GOD I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!! They make me wanna vomit! :| Why don't they stop putting the damn commericals on TV and put them in McCalls, Better Homes and Gardens, or Martha Stewart Living :D
 

Nick Stone

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This will make you feel better. Go to Wallmart to the "crafts" area. Look at the little faom stencils used to apply painted decorations on walls. Look closely at what these things are called on the package. They are called "Tampons". :p
 

PCAddict

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Those commercials suck. When one comes on I quickly grab the remote and try to change the channel before I hear/see things that cause the need to vomit. Words such as "not so fresh" and "heavy flow" have caused me a great amount of psychological anguish.
 

NFS4

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I think that this subject is too mature for dear little Paulson ;)


<< Forget about the feeling. It's that not so fresh taste that you should fear. >>


Poontos anyone? :D
 

Moonbeam

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I was gonna have a big plate of raw liver and anchovy paste for dinner, but now I'm not in the mood.
 

XMan

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Yeah!

I mean, what the hell is feminine protection? A chartreuse grenade launcher?
 

NFS4

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<< I mean, what the hell is feminine protection? >>


These days I think that it is a Chevrolet Subarban/Ford Excursion with a load of soccer brats :)
 

kami

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and WTF is up with products like this?:

Quad Ultra-Absorbant Dual Action Maxi Pad With Patented Tripple Wing Action

(ok so that was slightly exaggerated)
 

AxelRose

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Basically they want to put a friggin hangglider under their bottoms!


Damnit, they dont need THAT much protection! What are they doing? Jumping out of an airplane?
 

Stallion

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I had a friend who said in his autobody class they would stick kotexs to their hands and wax cars with them.


Can you say, wax on ,wax off? ;)
 

Mday

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LOL :p

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i do get that not so fresh feeling...

a week of not showering will do that to anyone... :p