Do you drop some TP in the bowl before you take a #2 to prevent splashage?

[Broohaha]

^^
I certainly do. I put up with disgusting splash juice on my tuchus for so many years. Then one day I realized that a thin layer of TP prevents that. All hail TP!

Mods, please dont lock this. It's a very important thread.

 

[MangoTBG]

Actually I stand up and try to get the biggest splash I can make. My record is 7' 4". That's right at my chest level when standing on the toilet.

 

[Evadman]

:Q

 

[ScottyB]

No, but after I crap I flush before I wipe so I don't plug anything.

 

[MustangSVT]

still alive?

 

[jayXTP]

No need, I make a clean entry everytime.

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
No, but after I crap I flush before I wipe so I don't plug anything.

That's good advice.

 

[MailBoxHead]

No, I love the way the splash tickles

 

[sygyzy]

It's also a horrible waste of water.

 

[boggsie]

I never splash. It always reaches from my bottom to the water, without breaking ... so no splash!

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
It's also a horrible waste of water.

um can we stay on topic please? thanks.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Very important thread, my ass. Pun possibly intended

 

[Bootprint]

That splash is the home made bidet.

 

[BooGiMaN]

i think i know way to much about some of ATOT memeber's toiletry habits beacuse of threads like this...

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Dude... do you like put so much pressure on it so it shoots like a gun or something? Its just taking a crap... not a firing range!

As for me, nope!

 

[Broohaha]

everyone wants me dead

 

[oniq]

Public restrooms are the best, because not only are you getting splashage of your own sh!t, you're getting the fat fvck's, who just splattered chili remnants in there.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
everyone wants me dead

Well piss them off and don't

 

[HOWITIS]

it just came out of your ass, why do you care if water splashes?

 

[sharkeeper]

Get vacu flush heads. No water at startup! Plenty of power (built in macerating pump!) to saw through even gorilla sized turds with ease!

Cheers!

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: jayXTP
No need, I make a clean entry everytime.

thats pretty funny.

i remember all that "dont waste water" stuff from when i was a kid.
but i cant help but wonder, now, why? i dont need fresh water to crap in?
whats the big deal? just pump sea water directly to my terlit.

 

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: jayXTP
No need, I make a clean entry everytime.

thats pretty funny.

i remember all that "dont waste water" stuff from when i was a kid.
but i cant help but wonder, now, why? i dont need fresh water to crap in?
whats the big deal? just pump sea water directly to my terlit.

even poo needs some lovin...:disgust:

 

[wiredspider]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Actually I stand up and try to get the biggest splash I can make. My record is 7' 4". That's right at my chest level when standing on the toilet.

:Q

 

[Broohaha]

bump for the morning crowd.

 

[StageLeft]

No, but it's a good idea.