Do you consider yourself fun-loving? Open-minded? Willing to experiment?

IEC

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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Whiskey, motherfvcker, do you drink it?

Whiskey tango foxtrot...

Drop dead. :D
 

KLin

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If someone pm's him and he asks you if you wanna go camping, REFUSE. :p
 

kranky

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Ikonomi,

You posted a thread where you asked for PMs from people who are funloving, open-minded and willing to experiment, so this PM is in reply to your request.

I don't know what you are looking for exactly but I think I can read between the lines a bit, so I thought I would give you some background information.

Academically, I don't have much of a record but I don't think that's going to matter to you anyway for what you are looking for.

I am professionally trained in circus acrobatics, have worked extensively in the area of cutlery and cookware design, and my fingertips were used as models to create the keycap indentations on the Microsoft Natural Keyboard.

I can address any issues or questions you have with water filtration, formatting of business correspondence, and hosting of televised talk shows (local only, please). I'm not as strong with origami but I can assure you it has not been a problem during prior "sessions".

I can start in three weeks after you get your financing in place and I have received faxed copies of the bank letters of credit. Also, I can provide my own personal care products if the others agree to not use animal-based writing implements.

You may not think you will need someone who has memorized the phone numbers of bail bondsmen in 100 cities in 48 states, but believe me it can come in handy. For references, I was a co-specialist on the Pangborn and Glee-7 initiatives.

PM me back if you think I'm a good fit for your project.
 

new2AMD

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Originally posted by: kranky
Ikonomi,

You posted a thread where you asked for PMs from people who are funloving, open-minded and willing to experiment, so this PM is in reply to your request.

I don't know what you are looking for exactly but I think I can read between the lines a bit, so I thought I would give you some background information.

Academically, I don't have much of a record but I don't think that's going to matter to you anyway for what you are looking for.

I am professionally trained in circus acrobatics, have worked extensively in the area of cutlery and cookware design, and my fingertips were used as models to create the keycap indentations on the Microsoft Natural Keyboard.

I can address any issues or questions you have with water filtration, formatting of business correspondence, and hosting of televised talk shows (local only, please). I'm not as strong with origami but I can assure you it has not been a problem during prior "sessions".

I can start in three weeks after you get your financing in place and I have received faxed copies of the bank letters of credit. Also, I can provide my own personal care products if the others agree to not use animal-based writing implements.

You may not think you will need someone who has memorized the phone numbers of bail bondsmen in 100 cities in 48 states, but believe me it can come in handy. For references, I was a co-specialist on the Pangborn and Glee-7 initiatives.

PM me back if you think I'm a good fit for your project.

Now this is funny...but if I find out you stole it from somewhere....May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack

 

badmouse

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Originally posted by: kranky
Ikonomi,

You posted a thread where you asked for PMs from people who are funloving, open-minded and willing to experiment, so this PM is in reply to your request.

I don't know what you are looking for exactly but I think I can read between the lines a bit, so I thought I would give you some background information.

Academically, I don't have much of a record but I don't think that's going to matter to you anyway for what you are looking for.

I am professionally trained in circus acrobatics, have worked extensively in the area of cutlery and cookware design, and my fingertips were used as models to create the keycap indentations on the Microsoft Natural Keyboard.

I can address any issues or questions you have with water filtration, formatting of business correspondence, and hosting of televised talk shows (local only, please). I'm not as strong with origami but I can assure you it has not been a problem during prior "sessions".

I can start in three weeks after you get your financing in place and I have received faxed copies of the bank letters of credit. Also, I can provide my own personal care products if the others agree to not use animal-based writing implements.

You may not think you will need someone who has memorized the phone numbers of bail bondsmen in 100 cities in 48 states, but believe me it can come in handy. For references, I was a co-specialist on the Pangborn and Glee-7 initiatives.

PM me back if you think I'm a good fit for your project.
Awesome!!!

And if you did steal it, awesome job of finding the perfect response!!! :beer:
 

kranky

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I didn't steal it, it's just my shameless attempt to get into the ATOT quotes database. :)