Do you add "in bed" to the end of fortunes from fortune cookies?

[notfred]

It's been tradition among my friends. Basically, if you break open your fortune cookie and it says "There are good things in your future", you read it as "There are good things in your future in bed". People do this everywhere, or am I wierd?

 

[tweakmm]

yes, in bed

 

[Zenmervolt]

I thought that pretty much everyone did that.

ZV

EDIT: ...in bed.

 

[murphy55d]

i dont usually have fortune cookies, in bed

 

[her209]

in bed?! i thought it was in your pants.

 

[squirrel dog]

weird.

 

[Bignate603]

Doesn't everybody in bed?

 

[Argo]

Yes we do. The funniest one was when I was at lunch with my coworkers and my fortune read something like: "You're gonna have good time with the people around you"

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

I have two of them on my desk right now, I tossed them into my garbage can a couple of hours ago and they both fell into an empty Hostess cupcake holder.......one on each side :Q(in bed)

ok, I will read them off and you folks get to play minister and interpret the wise words of Confusious.

#1. A new environment makes all the difference in the world (in bed)

#2. You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others (in bed)

 

[gooseman]

I've never in my 40 years heard of that!!

 

[TuxDave]

heard of it.. but I prefer "in your pants!' better... hehehe

 

[RossMAN]

I usually don't eat the fortune cookie, just read the fortune (without the in bed suffix) and that's it.

 

[BDawg]

A few weeks ago, I got the following fortune:

"You do not always need to meet expectations."

 

[GoingUp]

I just found out about that.... funny stuff though

 

[Occifer]

I always add "on the toilet"

 

[ElFenix]

omg i didn't get a fortune cookie the last time i went to fire bowl, in bed!

 

[Tallgeese]

No...but I add "in bed" to the end of every thread title in ATOT.

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: gooseman
I've never in my 40 years heard of that!!

In my 16 years, I've never heard of that either.

 

[thawolfman]

All the time!

 

[Ultima]

Originally posted by: jliechty

Originally posted by: gooseman
I've never in my 40 years heard of that!!

In my 16 years, I've never heard of that either.

^ Me either!

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: notfred
It's been tradition among my friends. Basically, if you break open your fortune cookie and it says "There are good things in your future", you read it as "There are good things in your future in bed". People do this everywhere, or am I wierd?

No, instead I prepend the phrase "In Russia".

 

I don't have Chinese food very often, but when I do it's usually with my parents...in bed.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: notfred
It's been tradition among my friends. Basically, if you break open your fortune cookie and it says "There are good things in your future", you read it as "There are good things in your future in bed". People do this everywhere, or am I wierd?

Here at our dining hall @ school, there's a section of cooks who make Asian dishes, and with every meal, they offer fortune cookies - and with every meal that I've eaten there (most of which are with my GF), I add "in bed"

 

[LittleNicky]

[...] in bed with a monkey!

 

[SSP]

I ate 2 fortune cookies today. The first one made no sense (engrish), while the second one said "You will be a good Lawyer". I don?t think I can be a good lawyer, especially in bed.