Do white swans discriminate against black swans?

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: Random Variable
And do white swans and black swans ever mate with each other?

The black male swans will mate with the white female swans because they have large weiners.

 

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Random Variable
And do white swans and black swans ever mate with each other?

The black male swans will mate with the white female swans because they have large weiners.

I don't think birds work that way.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Random Variable
And do white swans and black swans ever mate with each other?

The black male swans will mate with the white female swans because they have large weiners.

Would you date a white swan if it had dated a black swan previously?
 

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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Random Variable
And do white swans and black swans ever mate with each other?

The black male swans will mate with the white female swans because they have large weiners.

Would you date a white swan if it had dated a black swan previously?

LOL :D
 

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Originally posted by: white
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Random Variable
And do white swans and black swans ever mate with each other?

The black male swans will mate with the white female swans because they have large weiners.

Would you date a white swan if it had dated a black swan previously?

LOL :D

not if it was into necrophilia
 

bob4432

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seriously, i have a black dog and a white dog. for some reason if there are 2 blankets on the floor and one is black and the other is any other color, the black dog always lays on the black blanket....weird. same thing when i had a black cat, maybe it is some type of survival/camo/blend into the surroundings instinct but weird nonetheless.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Random Variable
And do white swans and black swans ever mate with each other?

The black male swans will mate with the white female swans because they have large weiners.

Would you date a white swan if it had dated a black swan previously?

African or European?
 

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no, but there is a lot more black swan on black swan violence than black swan on white swan violence.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: Toasthead
no, but there is a lot more black swan on black swan violence than black swan on white swan violence.

It's because of years and years of oppression by the whitey swan...

:D