Do we really want to trust the British with this?

[shiner]

Condom testing

I mean really....who in the hell is going to be able to understand their test results?

"Right o old chap. I was giving her a jolly good rodgering when the tea kettle made notification of it's readiness and whistled. Not wanting to miss my afternoon cup of Earl Grey and biscuits I formulated a strategy to perform my own little Dunkirk and withdraw post haste. A bit hoddliy piddly she was at me, however she was a knackered looking bird anyway and I'm sure I can find a better one at the fish market a fortnight from now."

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Condom testing

I mean really....who in the hell is going to be able to understand their test results?

"Right o old chap. I was giving her a jolly good rodgering when the tea kettle made notification of it's readiness and whistled. Not wanting to miss my afternoon cup of Earl Grey and biscuits I formulated a strategy to perform my own little Dunkirk and withdraw post haste. A bit hoddliy piddly she was at me, however she was a knackered looking bird anyway and I'm sure I can find a better one at the fish market a fortnight from now."

buahahahah! that so sounds like jaime oliver

 

[wfbberzerker]

Among the voluntary questions asked of candidates will be: how many partners they have had, how often they have sex and how long its lasts -- with the option to tick various boxes marked from "under one minute" to one marked "1.5-two hours."

bwahaha

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Among the voluntary questions asked of candidates will be: how many partners they have had, how often they have sex and how long its lasts -- with the option to tick various boxes marked from "under one minute" to one marked "1.5-two hours."

bwahaha

Well could you blame a Bristish guy for wanting to finish quick? I mean really, who wants to look down, up, sideways, etc.... and see a toothless hag?

 

jolly good rodgering

:Q

Excuse me for a second, i'm going outside to smoke a i love you

 

[Ornery]

""Right o old chap. I was giving her a jolly good rodgering when the tea kettle made notification of it's readiness and whistled. Not wanting to miss my afternoon cup of Earl Grey and biscuits I formulated a strategy to perform my own little Dunkirk and withdraw post haste. A bit hoddliy piddly she was at me, however she was a knackered looking bird anyway and I'm sure I can find a better one at the fish market a fortnight from now."

• • OMG, ROFLMAO!

 

[GoingUp]

At least the french aren't testing the condoms. They can't do anything right when it comes to "defense"