Do the Illuminati exist?!

HAL9000

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I've been reading a lot on the Illuminati, and some of the stuff is really interesting, what do you think? Do we have any believers amongst the membership?

I've linked to an interesting page I found that summaries the thoughts and beliefs of many on the subject. Have a read. :biggrin:

http://armageddonconspiracy.co.uk/Conspiracy-Theories-explained(810210).htm


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Conspiracy Theories: A New Religion?


"Simulation is the situation created by any system of signs when it becomes sophisticated enough, autonomous enough, to abolish its own referent and to replace it with itself."


-- Jean Baudrillard

Baudrillard tells us that we've entered hyperreality, sometimes defined as the more real than real. It seems an odd concept, yet perhaps we can find a good illustration in the proliferation of conspiracy theories. 'RL' - Real Life - is often associated with accidents, cock-ups, laziness, ineptitude, bad luck, unforeseen circumstances, unintended consequences, coincidences…a miasma of mess, muddle, disorder, chaos, unconnectedness. Cause and effect exist, but not in a simple, satisfying way.

People don't like the unadorned real. We're always looking for patterns that make sense: easy-to-understand cause and effect. Even when we look at the clouds, we imagine we're seeing definite shapes (like faces or animals) rather than amorphous blobs. We can't help ourselves - our minds are wired that way. When we can't find obvious cause and effect, we're left baffled. Even distressed. But our anxiety is relatively easy to cure. We simply invent an appropriate cause and effect and impose it on the problematic situation. The more cause and effect we can cram in, the happier we are. We feel we are understanding the world. We resist the notion that the truth, in a form we can grasp, is not out there. There must be some comprehensible pattern of cause and effect that explains everything.

Enter conspiracy theories. Nothing's an accident. Nothing's a cock-up. There are no lone nutters with high-powered rifles. Mad people don't do mad things. Instead, everything is rationalised, put in a nice, tidy box and tied up in a lovely pink bow. The gift-wrapped parcel is presented to the world and everyone nods and smiles because now the world makes sense. Sanity restored. Everything does have a sensible cause.

Of course, there may be many inconvenient facts that don't support the various conspiracy theories. But isn't it those who are in on the conspiracy who manufacture those 'facts'? Six million died in the Holocaust. 'Who says?' the Holocaust deniers ask. 'Jews say,' is their answer. Why? To promote a Zionist agenda. And aren't the Jews secretly controlling the world? Weren't we told so in the secret protocols of the elders of Zion? Those were forged, of course. But by whom? Well, by the elders of Zion, naturally, to cunningly disguise the truth.

To tell the truth of the 'Jewish conspiracy' is, according to the Holocaust deniers, to be accused of believing in a 'proven' forgery, which was not forged at all, but deliberately distributed as a simulated forgery.

Nowadays, no one can ever discuss the 'Jewish conspiracy' for fear of being branded anti-Semitic, and credulously and perversely accepting forgeries…which was the whole point of the forgery in the first place. Except, as noted, it wasn't a forgery, but merely a simulation of a forgery. The genius behind this conspiracy!

Well, that's how some people see it, and there's nothing you can say or do to change their minds. And even to try is to demonstrate that you're part of the conspiracy.

There are those who claim that facts can dispel conspiracy theories. What planet are these people living on? As Nietzsche said, 'There are no facts, only interpretations.' He might have come up with an even more extreme formulation: 'There are no facts, only misinterpretations.'

Facts have long since stopped being objective, real things. (They are ultimately nothing but electrical signals in the human brain in any case, assuming we accept the facts of science.) Facts, we now realise, are beliefs. They can be used to support anything. People hold religious beliefs precisely because 'facts' are so malleable. You can pick your own from all those on offer. You can disregard every fact you dislike. It's a precondition of faith. (Was Jesus Christ the Son of God? The Son of Man? Did he raise people from the dead, and rise from the dead himself? Are these facts? Or was Jesus Christ actually Yehoshua ben Yosef, who didn't perform any miracles, and was an ordinary human being? Did he even exist?)

Conspiracy theories operate in the same territory. These are belief systems too. Nothing can overcome them. Indeed, it's a prediction of Festinger's cognitive dissonance theory that the more conclusively people's beliefs are refuted the more likely many of those people are to redouble their faith in their disproven beliefs.

You see, it's all hyperreal. Conspiracy theories, like religions, offer much more emotionally satisfying explanations. They close the big, scary, open-ended questions. Who, other than rational people, wants to believe that a drunk driver in a Paris tunnel killed Diana Spencer? Her followers won't accept that. So all hail the elaborate conspiracy theory. She died for specific reasons, for a rational agenda - not because of some cheap and vulgar automobile accident of the type that happens scores of times a day all over the world. No, that simply won't do.

The dinosaur thinkers who write books 'disproving' conspiracy theories better get real. Or rather hyperreal. Their ludicrous facts became extinct long ago, assuming they ever existed in the first place (which they didn't). There's no point in discussing the truth or otherwise of conspiracy theories. It's as futile as trying to disprove religions.

Religious believers often say, 'But you can't prove that God doesn't exist.' They never tell you what they would accept as proof. And in fact, they would accept nothing. Same game with the conspiracy theorists.

Of course, we're all familiar with the very first human conspiracy - when the first woman talked the first man into stealing an apple from a special tree: the Tree of Knowledge. The facts never got in the way of that conspiracy, did they?
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Side note: I'm skeptical about some of it, looking for others input.
 
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rudeguy

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neckbeard!

What's up man? Where have you been hiding? I miss your antics!



The illuminati are imagined. Some claim the name but they are not who you think of when you imagine the illuminati.
 

HAL9000

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neckbeard!

What's up man? Where have you been hiding? I miss your antics!



The illuminati are imagined. Some claim the name but they are not who you think of when you imagine the illuminati.

Hey dude, yeah I'm alright, I've been around, in the background... ever watching for the right moment to make my return, perhaps I'll hang around for a bit again and my antics may return with me... if there ever were any? :confused:

Yeah in all honesty I wanted to get into a discussion about it because one of my friends is so heavily convinced that they exist that I wanted other people's opinions... I take certain issues with his beliefs...
 

BUnit1701

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"The instant God crapped out the 3rd caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them!" -Col. Hunter Gathers
 

happy_merchant

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hi had to register just for this

illuninati (or 'the order') definitely do exist i have seen personal proof personally, it worfies me how much people ignore the obvious signs everywhere
 

HAL9000

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hi had to register just for this

illuninati (or 'the order') definitely do exist i have seen personal proof personally, it worfies me how much people ignore the obvious signs everywhere

Really?! Like what?! Can you link me to some interesting evidence or perhaps a research thesis on the issue. I'd be interested to read more so that I can properly discuss the matter with my friend.

P.S. Welcome to the forum
 

BUnit1701

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I dont know for sure that the Illuminatti specifically exist, but I think any rational person would have to be blind to not see how large business and banking interests are making moves with our economy that are not in the interests of the common man.
 

HAL9000

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I dont know for sure that the Illuminatti specifically exist, but I think any rational person would have to be blind to not see how large business and banking interests are making moves with our economy that are not in the interests of the common man.

Exactly, I think that everyone can appreciate that, however some make the leap to certain people being more directly involved. There's also a Satan worship element that seems common among the theorists.
 

gevorg

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Yes, but its more like a fashion between some hollywood "stars" (i.e. not in a take over the world way).
 

gevorg

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Could you elaborate?

Just go on youtube and search for illuminati hollywood. There would be a bunch of bs and insane logic, but you'll see some footage of how hollywood actors and mainstream music performers would associate themselves with illuminati/satanism to look cool and hip. This is like a PR for them, to get others talking and stir up conspiracies.
 

HAL9000

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illuninati worfies me to

what worfies you about it?

Just go on youtube and search for illuminati hollywood. There would be a bunch of bs and insane logic, but you'll see some footage of how hollywood actors and mainstream music performers would associate themselves with illuminati/satanism to look cool and hip. This is like a PR for them, to get others talking and stir up conspiracies.

Oh I see, so you're saying the conspiracy is in itself a conspiracy, in that the people in Hollywood are conspiring together to make it look like there is a conspiracy when in fact there is none?
 

Theb

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My guess is that if the Illuminati exists now it's similar to the Masons in that the history of it is interesting, but today it's really just a social club.

If you want to influence governments and world events there's no reason to hide in the shadows and if you want to hide in the shadows calling your group the Illuminati would be a dumb approach.

hi had to register just for this

illuninati (or 'the order') definitely do exist i have seen personal proof personally, it worfies me how much people ignore the obvious signs everywhere

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happy_merchant

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hi im on my phone so no proofs atm HAL,, but if you sawed the amounts of horus eyes on mmovie dvd covers in the last 50 years, your would blow ur top, heh maybe you need a new eye of ur own if you havent seen any.......?????? whats the point of the question though hmmmmmmmmmm? your are just trying to mock us '"truthers'"'?
 

zinfamous

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neckbeard--your friend is crazy.

That is not to say that long-running secret societies do not exist and, while some of them likely do have very absurd power bases, I think the conspiracies surrounding these--controlling religion, money, government, blah blah blah whatever--is frankly just a bunch of horse dung.

Conspiracy theories rely on believability. They work on the weak-mided because the base arguments sound true and plausible enough to anyone, because they are. The problem is that linking them all into one massive conspiracy just for the sake of proving an expected outcome, is precisely why they become inherently implausible...well, to educated people, anyway.
 

MrPickins

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Alien reptilian shapeshifters? No.

A kabal of men who influence world politics? Maybe...
 

MagickMan

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Honestly, I think there are some people who believe they are, but the reality is that they don't have the type of control they think they do.
 

CrackRabbit

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Short answer; No.

Long answer; Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 

Geosurface

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I have no idea if the illuminati is now, or ever has been anything real. My understanding is that the term did refer to an actual group at some point in the past, but whether that group was anything like what people envision now when they say the word, I don't know and I doubt it.

Here's what I do know: whether there is an illuminati, a new world order, or not - there is a systematic destruction of western civilization going on from within. I believe that 99% of those who are key to this process are doing it believing completely that they are doing good. And that they are completely unaware of the consequences. In other words, idealistic naifs. Could there be a small group at the top who are engineering all of this for malevolent reasons? I have no idea. I would tend to think it's more likely that the naivety extends all the way to the top, but becomes increasingly mixed with greed as you enter the upper echelons.

This doesn't really require some group of men in a mansion somewhere in black cloaks scheming. Short-sightedness, selfishness, and greed at the top with utopian naivety for the rest are probably more than sufficient to explain it.

I truly hope that it is not deliberate, because if it's something we've just been stupidly stumbling toward, there's a better chance we can wake up and reverse it. Whereas if it's a deliberate, orchestrated destruction, they will very effectively suppress any corrective backlash until the point where such a backlash could no longer remedy it anyway.