Do real men shave their armpits??!?!?

Stojakapimp

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why would real men shave their armpits? that's what girls do...not men.
I've always thought that the stereotype of a man was big, grizzly, strong, and hairy, so a real man wouldn't even trim
 

yllus

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Do real men have decades-old hair growing under their armpits?

Of course not. Like everywhere else, keep hair manageably cropped. You don't have to shave it bare though.
 

Sluggo

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About once every 4 weeks or so , I have to head into the bathroom and trim the hair on my chest, I go ahead and hit the pits while I am there.

Why does he do this you ask? Well left to its own accord, my chest hair can get really long (over 2"). When that happens and I lay in bed with my wife she snuggles over and puts her head on my chest , if the hair is long, it pokes her in the eye and gets drawn into her nostrils as she breathes heavily due to the fact she is near me :D She doesnt like this to happen, therefore I trim my long body hair to make her happy.
 

RossMAN

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What about the hair sprouting from my upper back, my flairing nose hairs, my earlobe prickly hairs and my ...
 

Sluggo

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
What about the hair sprouting from my upper back, my flairing nose hairs, my earlobe prickly hairs and my ...

Hairy guys are popular in debtors prison.
 

Thegonagle

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Of course!

I reset the clock, so to speak, on all my body hair a few times a year, or else it gets so long that I dont feel attractive.

:D <-- Yeah, I know I'm both cool and hot!

Now, for a follow-up question:

Do real men get their eye-brows plucked?
 

spanky

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
What about the hair sprouting from my upper back, my flairing nose hairs, my earlobe prickly hairs and my ...

good god!
 

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: neomits
Originally posted by: RossMAN
So who wants pics?

:D

Oh dear god no!!!!!!

SPARE US PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry I'm like 1/100000th less hairy than Robin Williams is, I just thought my earlier visual would give you guys and gals some nightmares.

:D
 

Pooteh

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why not? its useless hair, it gets in the way of deoderant, and its basically no trouble to maintain. just a swipe every few days in the shower and its all kewl.