Do PETA members feel pain when boiled alive?

[dug777]

I'd like to boil them all, perhaps heat up a large body of water (say a dam, or one of the great lakes), then pop them in one by one...for scientific purposes of course

 

[sniperruff]

people for eating tasty animals?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

:thumbsup:

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

i never said it's new. calm down.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

ohh someone is coming down hard :Q

have a :beer: and chill mate

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

ohh someone is coming down hard :Q

have a :beer: and chill mate

How about instead, I eat your soul, and give it to sniperruff via a hot carl? Sound good?

 

[Pciber]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

way to make a funny family guy joke not funny.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

ohh someone is coming down hard :Q

have a :beer: and chill mate

How about instead, I eat your soul, and give it to sniperruff via a hot carl? Sound good?

:shocked:

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

ohh someone is coming down hard :Q

have a :beer: and chill mate

How about instead, I eat your soul, and give it to sniperruff via a hot carl? Sound good?

i'll need cheese on that.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Pciber

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

way to make a funny family guy joke not funny.

agreed

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

LOL - you're a complete ass, but that was funny.

Then again, you could just as easily apply the same rationale to what you just wrote.

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: dug777
I'd like to boil them all, perhaps heat up a large body of water (say a dam, or one of the great lakes), then pop them in one by one...for scientific purposes of course

Yup, "No brain, no pain"... works well to put some of those PETA ppl in boiling water... its not torture cuz theres no pain!

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

Hi. I'm an engineer. I work at the Computer Science Research Center for
Computer Science Research. We design recursive formulas and titles for names that
repeat themselves and have a generic meaning. In other words, at the risk of sounding
redundant, redundancy is one of our redundant goals. I have a horrible memory, which makes me wonderful for the task. I just act natural, which means, more or less, that I behave in a natural manner. At least, natural for me. Most people don't agree that I act natural, but I agree with myself on the issue. It must be because I have a poor memory, but I'm not sure what that's good for, unless you're trying to be redundant and work for the Computer Science Research Center for Computer Science Research.
Throughout my career as a Computer Scientist, I have developed and perfected
a lot of inefficient coding. My true strokes of genius have developed into massive, complicated, subliminal infinite loops. They're only good when you can't Control-Break out of them, and when Control-Alt-Delete doesn't work. I've been hired by Microsoft because of my inefficient skills. I carefully planned every bug in Windows 95, which means that I did most of the work on that software package. Every time you get a General Failure Error or a General Page Fault error, you have me to thank, I think. Unless I didn't do it. But I've completely forgotten. Who made Windows 95, anyway? Oh yeah... Microsoft.
After Microsoft finally fired me for eating all the cookies at its retirement party -- before it started -- I went into... oh, yeah... consulting business. That didn't work. People were always asking me how they could bypass all my hard work! Can you imagine imagining an imagination that would imagine that? Your life?s work, being rejected by EVERYONE??? So, I did the only thing I could do. I went into the Tech Support business.
Tech Support was the job I like the most, besides, perhaps, Tech Support.
Did I mention that I sometimes forget some of my previous iterations? That makes me perfect for sounding redundant, which is what qualifies a qualified individual (i.e. person, human, Homo sapiens, etc...) like me for the employed task, job, or otherwise employment at hand. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. My job. Which one?
Oh... Tech Support. Forgot. I think that was the one I liked the most. People would call me up and ask me different things, and I had a list of everything I'd take them through. Had they rebooted the machine within the last year? Was their computer plugged in? If so, had they tried unplugging it and trying again? If not, would they consider plugging
it in and sticking cookies in the floppy disk holder? Had they tried using the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder? I had one lady convinced that every time it gave her a boot failure, she simply needed to stick a dollar into the "slot" on the front of her computer. Did I tell you about the time that one lady stuck a dollar bill into her floppy drive? Or about the time that a lady I was counseling decided to put U.S. currency into her 3.5" 1.44 MB floppy drive?
That brings me to the place which brought me to the place which brought me to the recursive, recursive employed task-job I have now at the Computer Science Reasearch Center for Computer Science Research. Well, that's what I envision that I think that
I assume it should be, anyway. We get to take all these tests there. They don't really have any computers. They have padded walls.

 

[duckdown]

what are you yammering about

 

[GoingUp]

:beer:

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: sniperruff
people for eating tasty animals?

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. People for eating tasty animals. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? People for eating tasty animals. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult them in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart guy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any spider jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

Hi. I'm an engineer. I work at the Computer Science Research Center for
Computer Science Research. We design recursive formulas and titles for names that
repeat themselves and have a generic meaning. In other words, at the risk of sounding
redundant, redundancy is one of our redundant goals. I have a horrible memory, which makes me wonderful for the task. I just act natural, which means, more or less, that I behave in a natural manner. At least, natural for me. Most people don't agree that I act natural, but I agree with myself on the issue. It must be because I have a poor memory, but I'm not sure what that's good for, unless you're trying to be redundant and work for the Computer Science Research Center for Computer Science Research.
Throughout my career as a Computer Scientist, I have developed and perfected
a lot of inefficient coding. My true strokes of genius have developed into massive, complicated, subliminal infinite loops. They're only good when you can't Control-Break out of them, and when Control-Alt-Delete doesn't work. I've been hired by Microsoft because of my inefficient skills. I carefully planned every bug in Windows 95, which means that I did most of the work on that software package. Every time you get a General Failure Error or a General Page Fault error, you have me to thank, I think. Unless I didn't do it. But I've completely forgotten. Who made Windows 95, anyway? Oh yeah... Microsoft.
After Microsoft finally fired me for eating all the cookies at its retirement party -- before it started -- I went into... oh, yeah... consulting business. That didn't work. People were always asking me how they could bypass all my hard work! Can you imagine imagining an imagination that would imagine that? Your life?s work, being rejected by EVERYONE??? So, I did the only thing I could do. I went into the Tech Support business.
Tech Support was the job I like the most, besides, perhaps, Tech Support.
Did I mention that I sometimes forget some of my previous iterations? That makes me perfect for sounding redundant, which is what qualifies a qualified individual (i.e. person, human, Homo sapiens, etc...) like me for the employed task, job, or otherwise employment at hand. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. My job. Which one?
Oh... Tech Support. Forgot. I think that was the one I liked the most. People would call me up and ask me different things, and I had a list of everything I'd take them through. Had they rebooted the machine within the last year? Was their computer plugged in? If so, had they tried unplugging it and trying again? If not, would they consider plugging
it in and sticking cookies in the floppy disk holder? Had they tried using the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder? I had one lady convinced that every time it gave her a boot failure, she simply needed to stick a dollar into the "slot" on the front of her computer. Did I tell you about the time that one lady stuck a dollar bill into her floppy drive? Or about the time that a lady I was counseling decided to put U.S. currency into her 3.5" 1.44 MB floppy drive?
That brings me to the place which brought me to the place which brought me to the recursive, recursive employed task-job I have now at the Computer Science Reasearch Center for Computer Science Research. Well, that's what I envision that I think that
I assume it should be, anyway. We get to take all these tests there. They don't really have any computers. They have padded walls.

OMGWTF!!11! x777

 

[KillyKillall]

I LOVE BACON!

 

[mchammer]

Your all going to a FPMITA prison.