Do Pastafarians celebrate Christmas?

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[Kadarin]

With a big bowl of celebratory spaghetti, no doubt.

 

[syrillus]

I can't see the pic, so I can only assume it's a pic of our Lord and Savior, FSM?

 

[oogabooga]

I don't know that they do... unless they are consumer whores like I am. Then they celebrate Christmas no matter what.

 

[scott916]

I can't see the pic, so I can only assume it's a pic of our Lord and Savior, FSM?

In all His noodly appendagey glory.

 

[totalnoob]

Yes, Santa visits us Pastafarians as well.

 

[Eli]

Yes, Santa visits us Pastafarians as well.


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LOL! Awesome! I'm so doing that next year.

 

[frostedflakes]

Yes, Santa visits us Pastafarians as well.

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[techs]

Do Pastafarians celebrate Christmas?

Yes, the traditional way. They erect displays to his noodely appendages next to heathen Christmas displays.

 

[totalnoob]

The mighty FSM wishes you all a Merry Christmas.

 

[Jeff7]

Inappropriately touched by His Noodly Appendage.

 

[BoomerD]

Inappropriately touched by His Noodly Appendage.

But did you like it, and did you touch back?

 

[Jeff7]

But did you like it, and did you touch back?

Thusly He did spread His Noodles, and yea He did Grant me a grope of His MeatBalls. Verily I did cupeth them with mine hands, and lo, they were quite Meaty, and the Lord Spaghetti Monster did smile upon me. Only then did I understand that His Touch was not inappropriate, but merely a divine merging of the Noodles.

And thus he spoke, "The Balls, they hath not touched. Fear not. Arrrrgh!"

 

[PCTC2]

Do Pastafarians celebrate Christmas?

Yes, the traditional way. They erect displays to his noodely appendages next to heathen Christmas displays.

Well, it's not called Christmas. It's Capitalism Day. Pastafarians get visited by the FSM on Capitalism Day.

 

[RedCOMET]

I thought they celebreated Pi Day!

 

[eits]

fyi, the picture in the op is completely unscientific... snowflakes can never have 9 points. they can only have 6 points... sometimes 12. nothing else.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Thusly He did spread His Noodles, and yea He did Grant me a grope of His MeatBalls. Verily I did cupeth them with mine hands, and lo, they were quite Meaty, and the Lord Spaghetti Monster did smile upon me. Only then did I understand that His Touch was not inappropriate, but merely a divine merging of the Noodles.

And thus he spoke, "The Balls, they hath not touched. Fear not. Arrrrgh!"

He merely had rough sex with my face and watched as I licked the sauce off my face. It was so totally not inappropriate.

 

[DangerAardvark]

fyi, the picture in the op is completely unscientific... snowflakes can never have 9 points. they can only have 6 points... sometimes 12. nothing else.

Hey, you can't disprove 9-pointed snowflakes, therefor there's a 50/50 chance they exist.

 

[eits]

Hey, you can't disprove 9-pointed snowflakes, therefor there's a 50/50 chance they exist.

lol i knew that was coming

the only difference is that snowflakes are physical and bound by scientific laws. faith is not.

 

[Jeff7]

lol i knew that was coming

the only difference is that snowflakes are physical and bound by scientific laws. faith is not.

Do you Doubt the Powers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? He is not bound by mere physical laws, and nor are snowflakes in His Presence.