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Do Pastafarians celebrate Christmas?

shiner

shiner

Lifer
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I don't know that they do... unless they are consumer whores like I am. Then they celebrate Christmas no matter what.
 
Do Pastafarians celebrate Christmas?

Yes, the traditional way. They erect displays to his noodely appendages next to heathen Christmas displays.
 
BoomerD said:
But did you like it, and did you touch back?
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Thusly He did spread His Noodles, and yea He did Grant me a grope of His MeatBalls. Verily I did cupeth them with mine hands, and lo, they were quite Meaty, and the Lord Spaghetti Monster did smile upon me. Only then did I understand that His Touch was not inappropriate, but merely a divine merging of the Noodles.

And thus he spoke, "The Balls, they hath not touched. Fear not. Arrrrgh!"
 
techs said:
Do Pastafarians celebrate Christmas?

Yes, the traditional way. They erect displays to his noodely appendages next to heathen Christmas displays.
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Well, it's not called Christmas. It's Capitalism Day. Pastafarians get visited by the FSM on Capitalism Day.
 
fyi, the picture in the op is completely unscientific... snowflakes can never have 9 points. they can only have 6 points... sometimes 12. nothing else.
 
Jeff7 said:
Thusly He did spread His Noodles, and yea He did Grant me a grope of His MeatBalls. Verily I did cupeth them with mine hands, and lo, they were quite Meaty, and the Lord Spaghetti Monster did smile upon me. Only then did I understand that His Touch was not inappropriate, but merely a divine merging of the Noodles.

And thus he spoke, "The Balls, they hath not touched. Fear not. Arrrrgh!"
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He merely had rough sex with my face and watched as I licked the sauce off my face. It was so totally not inappropriate.
 
eits said:
fyi, the picture in the op is completely unscientific... snowflakes can never have 9 points. they can only have 6 points... sometimes 12. nothing else.
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Hey, you can't disprove 9-pointed snowflakes, therefor there's a 50/50 chance they exist.
 
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eits said:
lol i knew that was coming

the only difference is that snowflakes are physical and bound by scientific laws. faith is not.
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Do you Doubt the Powers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? He is not bound by mere physical laws, and nor are snowflakes in His Presence.
 
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