Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

[Triumph]

Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

• Itching

• Vertigo

• Dizziness

• Tingling in extremities

• Loss of balance or coordination

• Slurred speech

• Temporary blindness

• Profuse sweating

• Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

 

[quakefiend420]

ummm...ok

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
ummm...ok

 

[Colt45]

sure thing buddy.

 

[jurzdevil]

besides bass-o-matic thats the best snl commercial ever.

i want to taunt the happy fun ball just to see what happens

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
ummm...ok

 

[kranky]

I hate that Happy Fun Ball sticks to certain types of skin! When it starts to smoke, it's hard to get away from!

 

[psiu]

Is that video anywhere online?

 

[Crazymofo]

I wonder if the clip is floating around the net? Best SNL commercial ever. (sorry dont remember bass-o-matic)

 

[seanws]

Originally posted by: jurzdevil
besides bass-o-matic thats the best snl commercial ever.

i want to taunt the happy fun ball just to see what happens

dont forget big red. the viking that sprays blood all over the room

 

[Vic]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

😀


:beer:

 

[kermalou]

=link pls

 

[TLfromAI]

What about the cleaning monkey?

"MONKEY HATE CLEAN"

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: jurzdevil
besides bass-o-matic thats the best snl commercial ever.

i want to taunt the happy fun ball just to see what happens

dont forget big red. the viking that sprays blood all over the room

And colon blow which is equal to 16million regular bowls of bran cereal

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: psiu
Is that video anywhere online?

I'm sure it is somewhere. I used to have a website bookmarked that had tons of SNL clips, but NBC made him take it down. Most of them were RM files so I guess it isn't so bad after all.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: jurzdevil
besides bass-o-matic thats the best snl commercial ever.

i want to taunt the happy fun ball just to see what happens

dont forget big red. the viking that sprays blood all over the room

And colon blow which is equal to 16million regular bowls of bran cereal

:music: Colon Blow and you-ooo-ooo-o-o, in the moooorning! :music:

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: jurzdevil
besides bass-o-matic thats the best snl commercial ever.

i want to taunt the happy fun ball just to see what happens

dont forget big red. the viking that sprays blood all over the room

And colon blow which is equal to 16million regular bowls of bran cereal

Smitts Gay is another classic...

The place that does nothing but make change is funny in a not-so-funny way

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: jurzdevil
besides bass-o-matic thats the best snl commercial ever.

i want to taunt the happy fun ball just to see what happens

dont forget big red. the viking that sprays blood all over the room

And colon blow which is equal to 16million regular bowls of bran cereal

Smitts Gay is another classic...

The place that does nothing but make change is funny in a not-so-funny way

Found colon blow transcript... I had forgotten it was Phil Hartman... He was awesome 🙁

 

[Iron Woode]

Don't forget Samurai Delicatessen.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Smitts Gay is another classic...

That's probably one of my top 5, except that they took out Beautiful Girls (presumably for some copyright reason) and replaced it with some ad hoc stereotypical rock & roll type song.

"If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay!"