do NOT masturbate with turpentine

[glen]

it will make you skin peel off

 

[Juice Box]

do you speak from experience?

 

[thirtythree]

No it won't.

 

[htmlmasterdave]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare
do you speak from experience?

haha

 

i could tell a cruel story about terpentine, a corn cob, and a cat....but i'd probably get banned

 

[Brutuskend]

Thanks!

 

[EarthwormJim]

Wow your quick!

 

[bradruth]

I feel compelled to make a George Brett reference.

 

[Baked]

This thread means nothing w/o :camera:'s

 

[ActuaryTm]

Did not believe a thread worse than the original could exist. Was sorely mistaken.

 

[vshah]

more peepee talk!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: glen
it will make you skin peel off

:camera:'s



:laugh:

 

[Brutuskend]

While we're on the subject.

Avoid sand paper as well.

 

[Insane3D]

Pfffft....

Acetone > Turpentine

:shocked:

 

[lavagirl669]

the Mods are definitely sleeping tonight.....

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
While we're on the subject.

Avoid sand paper as well.

Why? I kind of like the smooth feel to it afterwards.

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
While we're on the subject.

Avoid sand paper as well.

Even worse...

Sand paper with acetone as the lubricant, followed by coarse rock salt....ouch.

:Q

 

[StrangerGuy]

I really wanted to post a "do NOT masturbate with sulphuric acid" thread.

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: Baked
This thread means nothing w/o :camera:'s

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[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
While we're on the subject.

Avoid sand paper as well.

It's fine as long as you use a high enough grit.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
While we're on the subject.

Avoid sand paper as well.

Even worse...

Sand paper with acetone as the lubricant, followed by coarse rock salt....ouch.

:Q

I HATE when that happens!

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend


I HATE when that happens!

Yeah me too... one time I was cutting my toenails with clippers, and I got my sack caught in them...man, does that smart.

 

[Brutuskend]

:music: Whos got big balls?
GLENS got big balls! :music:

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
:music: Whos got big balls?
GLENS got big balls! :music:

*snip*

:shocked:


OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

 

[FiberoN]

pee pee talk is fun