do NOT masturbate with shampoo

[Ranger X]

Go use Head N' Shoulders.

 

[stinger25]

still no lock?

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
I found that out the hard way.

See sig. 🙁

I already said I'm sorry 🙁

It won't happen again, I promise :brokenheart:

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
Go use Head N' Shoulders.

not bits n' pieces? 😀

 

it must depend on the shampoo

dove body wash WITHOUT the little beads works best though

 

[glen]

Don't use Lava soap either.
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Or bleach.

 

[Jassi]

I use my hands.

 

[ddviper]

use ur sister/girlfrieds/wifes body wash 🙂

 

Originally posted by: glen
Don't use Lava soap either.

gah...the thought alone aborted tonights drain baby

 

[dbk]

Use Dove body soap. I'm not kidding

 

[imported_Deezy]

No silly! I was out of lube so I decided to try my equate vitamin shampoo! Next thing you know my dick head was about 3 times its natural size and felt like I had icy hot all over my cock! Then the shampoo oozed its way into my penar innards which gave me a demoralizing sensation which I have not felt since drinking from tubgirl.

 

[Colt45]

damn, the thread quality seems to be in exponential decay around here.

 

[Baked]

Use Thermasilk, than blast your pubes w/ hair dryer.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: glen
Don't use Lava soap either.
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Or bleach.

lava soap...OUCH!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Shop soap is bad too. The one with 'sand' in it.

 

[Leon]

I recommend good sand paper.

 

[ddviper]

LOL

 

[TitanDiddly]

Or shards of broken glass with hypodermic needles.

 

[FiberoN]

BAHAHAHAHAHH

 

[glen]

So, this thread is not locked.
I suppose one could view it as a public service announcement for the creative minds out there.

 

[Brutuskend]

Why is THIS not locked and the OP banned?

 

and why aren't the I-B-T-L people banned as well

 

[Klandestine]

i wish i could unsee tubgirl, that really was disturbing

 

[Juice Box]

why isint this locked yet?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Deezy
No silly! I was out of lube so I decided to try my equate vitamin shampoo! Next thing you know my dick head was about 3 times its natural size and felt like I had icy hot all over my cock! Then the shampoo oozed its way into my penar innards which gave me a demoralizing sensation which I have not felt since drinking from tubgirl.

Try using a container with a larger opening