Do NOT feed the dog turkey

[RU482]

OMG....the smell, it burns my eyes!!!

 

[Q]

 

[Kadarin]

Hehehe

 

[Leros]

I don't get it

 

[rudeguy]

And you call yourself a lifer....

Butter the floor up and wait behind him with a lighter.

 

[Twista]

Damn. Someone invent a internet smelly ma jigga. I wanna smell what hes smelling.

 

[Coolone]

Originally posted by: Leros
I don't get it

FART!

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Coolone

Originally posted by: Leros
I don't get it

FART!

I am willing to can it and send it to you

 

[her209]

what's a "dog turkey"?

 

[nakedfrog]

What the heck is a dog turkey?

Damn youse, her209!

 

[OUCaptain]

This time you can blame it on the dog

 

[walrus]

I think dogs invented T-day my dog has been eating turkey for over a week. He's back on kibble now

 

[dougp]

My MIL fed my SIL's Boston week old turkey - gave it the shits. Bostons have bad farts, but these were rancid. Worse than old's

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: her209
what's a "dog turkey"?

My first thought, too... "What the fsck DO you feed a dog turkey?"

We need edited video of a dog barking to the audio of a turkey clucking STAT.

 

[BoomerD]

I can think of a lot better reasons NOT to feed turkey (or chicken) to a dog other than "it makes its farts smell bad."

http://www.dogtopics.com/151/5...tips-for-thanksgiving/

A little bit of turkey breast (white meat) isn't terrible for dogs, but dark meat, skin, and fat can lead to sickness, diarrhea, vomiting, and even death from canine pancreatitis.

(I have no doubt there will be lots of people who give anecdotal evidence of how they've fed their dogs whole turkeys for 40 years and never had a problem...but try arguing with the vet and scientists.) We almost lost a dog because of a fucking chicken strip. That was the trigger.

 

[SagaLore]

I don't understand how dogs came from predators/scavengers, but they're so sensitive when it comes to eating even what we consider healthy food.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: her209
what's a "dog turkey"?

My first thought, too... "What the fsck DO you feed a dog turkey?"

:laugh: Ditto.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't understand how dogs came from predators/scavengers, but they're so sensitive when it comes to eating even what we consider healthy food.

They have been bred for certain factors for so long that they have lost many others.

Not to mention the turkeys we cook now are nothing like they are in the wild.

 

[weflyhigh]

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[0roo0roo]

tape an odor filter to his ass.
http://www.fourleggedlinks.com...t-filter-no-seriously/