Do not dare get yourself infatuated with this girl

[Alphathree33]

Okay, so it's probably a repost.

In fact I can guarantee it is a repost because someone had this link in their signature or approximately thereabouts.

But a girl with wit, web design/social/photography/writing/artistic/coding skills and obvious uniqueness without uncanny geekiness? Not to mention good looks? Who could resist?

Whatever. Don't spend a whole night reading her writing like I did. It's not just one website, it branches off into a network of "zannah" websites that should rival Microsoft.

http://www.stormwerks.com/linked/

You'll eventually figure out she's way out of your league. There are several things that might clue you in to this fact: the pictures of her with other people who are out of your league like Robin Williams, the fact that she lives no where near you, the fact that she has messages boards full of people quite clearly trying to score points with her. Or maybe the pictures of her with her boyfriend would be the most obvious hint.

None the less, I'm surprised she doesn't post on Anandtech! Let's all e-mail her and tell her to join. (I would feel like a real idiot if it turns out she does post here. )

EDIT: Learned to spell "Anandtech"

 

[xirtam]

1) How do you know she doesn't?

2) Why are you bringing this up if we can't get infatuated with her?

3) YMMV?

 

[Chaotic42]

Um, ok

It might just be me being pretty sick, but I'm confused.

 

[UCDznutz]

dang, talk about sprung.

 

[olds]

Do not dare get yourself infatuated with this girl
Not a problem.

 

[Transition]

bah. this is a joke, right?

 

[N8Magic]

?

Direct link to pics?

 

[SnapIT]

I promise... i won't...

 

[snow patrol]

Don't spend a whole night reading her writing like I did.

Ok, I won't.

P.s get a life.

 

[Alphathree33]

Well QUITE CLEARLY our taste in the ladies is not the same.

Fine!

My friends and I disagree. (Don't even start with comments about my friends. Yes, they're real people. Lol.)

 

[Hubris]

Umm....not to worry, I won't get infatuated with her. But seriously, you need to go outside and see the sun. It's the big glowy thing in the sky. I know it's scary, but you'll be okay.

A whole night reading her writing? Yeesh.

 

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
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Direct link to pics?

???

 

[Alphathree33]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
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Direct link to pics?

Try voxmachina.com and look there for the photo gallery.

 

[UCDznutz]

she's pretty........






......busted.


well okay she aint the worst out there but she's not that great. sure she might have a nice personality, but that's code for 'busted' anyways.

 

[p0ntif]

Don't get out much do you?

 

[HombrePequeno]

Uh....How could you get infatuated with someone on the internet? Go outside and meet a real live woman. I promise you you'll be a lot happier.

 

[Chaotic42]

Ok, I've read through the site, and decided that even if I did find her attractive, and could stand her stupid looking friends, I wouldn't be able to go out with her because her website has more crap on it that Mirabilis' does.

Now I'm going to puke. Stupid flu or whatever.

 

[Spoooon]

haha, you fell in love with an internet chick

 

[Hammer]

hahaha

 

[brtspears2]

Funny, I used to work with a girl like the one on this site...

She knew linux....she knew administration, was a geek .... and wore alot of black. Not to mention she looked very un-approachable due to her goth look...

Yes, I left her alone, too scared to unleash the wrath.

 

[Alphathree33]

I like it when I start threads where everyone has a field day with what I say.

It brings joy to my life.

I do get out. I've been out on a dozen occaisions with a dozen girls and guys mixed and matched between them.

That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to think that Zannah is a neat girl. It's not like I saw a photo of her and went "okay, I have a crush on her!"

You can tell a lot about a person by their artistic and writing skills especially when they're writing and being artistic about themselves!

Cripes!

 

[brtspears2]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
I like it when I start threads where everyone has a field day with what I say.

That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to think that Zannah is a neat girl. It's not like I saw a photo of her and went "okay, I have a crush on her!"

You can tell a lot about a person by their artistic and writing skills especially when they're writing and being artistic about themselves!

Cripes!

Last time I had such an impuluse over a girl, I was labeled as a "pervert" so.... YMMV (yea, just had to add that)

 

[Alphathree33]

BTW I meant to say "I've a dozen times in the past week" not just "a dozen times"

In response: I know, and people calling people stalkers for wanting to know why their girlfriends arent speaking to them anymore. Sheesh!!!

 

[rh71]

She was featured in Yahoo Internet Life mag a few months ago.

 

[uncouth]

I like it when I start threads where everyone has a field day with what I say. It brings joy to my life.

It's comments like this one that make us think you're spending a bit too much time in front of your monitor. Despite your claims that you've been out on dates, exploring your sexuality or whatever, it seems suspiciously like you've been spending an equal amount of time enjoying dates with your keyboard. Anywhoo when you start finding love at first website don't be surprised that people start saying you should turn off your monitor!

(good call about the whole writing styles thing though... )

//I missed the second half of that quote, whoops