Do ninjas work for free?

[ManSnake]

Do ninjas work for free? Or do you have to pay them to do work?

 

[Bootprint]

Put an Ad in the local paper's classified asking for "I require a small group of Ninjas to help me". Then when they get in contact with you, ask them.

 

[MrPickins]

This guy might tell you.

Ask A Ninja

 

[ballmode]

omg

 

[Eeezee]

No, a ninja does not work for free unless your goals are temporarily aligned with his. Sometimes you'll just get a discount.

 

[MrPickins]

http://www.askaninja.com/news/2006/01/08/ask-a-ninja-question-4-hiring-a-ninja

Apparently you have to submit Form Q-12 in triplicate.