Do most airports carry XXX nudie mags?

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I was at an airport store recently and was really suprised that the magazine section had a pretty decent selection of nudie mags. I haven't flown in a few years but back then the most I would see is Playboy, but now they've got Penthouse, High Society, Swank, etc. I mean, these are all pretty hardcore magazines aren't they?

I'd probably freak out if I was on a flight and some guy sitting next to me started flipping through some hardcore porn.......
 

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only terrorists look at nudie mags. anyone caught buying one in an airport is immediately sent to Gitmo.
 

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Originally posted by: atom
I was at an airport store recently and was really suprised that the magazine section had a pretty decent selection of nudie mags. I haven't flown in a few years but back then the most I would see is Playboy, but now they've got Penthouse, High Society, Swank, etc. I mean, these are all pretty hardcore magazines aren't they?

I'd probably freak out if I was on a flight and some guy sitting next to me started flipping through some hardcore porn.......


Why would you freak out?? I would like being able to see naked chicks.
 

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Yeah most of them have a whole bunch and I really don't know why... I hope people don't use em where I think they use em... The airplane bathroom :(
 

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yeah i thin i've seen some hustlers and penthouses at airports. Gotta have something to "read" in the bathroom :D
 

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Originally posted by: atom
I was at an airport store recently and was really suprised that the magazine section had a pretty decent selection of nudie mags. I haven't flown in a few years but back then the most I would see is Playboy, but now they've got Penthouse, High Society, Swank, etc. I mean, these are all pretty hardcore magazines aren't they?

I'd probably freak out if I was on a flight and some guy sitting next to me started flipping through some hardcore porn.......

In a somewhat related experience, I was on an AA flight and it was one of those planes where you have your own screen. There were a few movies playing and one of them was Original Sin with Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas. There's a lot of nudity and sex in this movie and after watching a bit of it I realized I was sitting in the middle section with someone on each side of me. I became very uncomfortable and switched to Bubble Boy instead.

:eek:
 

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when i was a kidm i found one in the childrens section of the bookstore. downhill spiral after that...
 

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Originally posted by: geckojohn
Originally posted by: atom
I was at an airport store recently and was really suprised that the magazine section had a pretty decent selection of nudie mags. I haven't flown in a few years but back then the most I would see is Playboy, but now they've got Penthouse, High Society, Swank, etc. I mean, these are all pretty hardcore magazines aren't they?

I'd probably freak out if I was on a flight and some guy sitting next to me started flipping through some hardcore porn.......


Why would you freak out?? I would like being able to see naked chicks.

I'm not really down with the idea of other guys getting aroused so close to me..........he should take it to the bathroom. :)
 

Balt

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Originally posted by: geckojohn
Originally posted by: atom
I was at an airport store recently and was really suprised that the magazine section had a pretty decent selection of nudie mags. I haven't flown in a few years but back then the most I would see is Playboy, but now they've got Penthouse, High Society, Swank, etc. I mean, these are all pretty hardcore magazines aren't they?

I'd probably freak out if I was on a flight and some guy sitting next to me started flipping through some hardcore porn.......


Why would you freak out?? I would like being able to see naked chicks.

Would you like being able to see the guy sitting half an inch away from you get a raging boner and start pitching a tent?

I doubt it. :p
 

Pantoot

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I think it is more for the business trip. Pick it up when you get to your destination, leave it in the hotel room when you check out.

I have a friend who works in a hotel, pretty shocking things are stuck between the matresses, so that they don't have to make the return trip home with the owner.
 

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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
yeah i have seen them, luckily never sat next to someone with one

Heh. I wasn't sitting right next to him, but a teenaged boy on a flight I was on once bought a couple and was looking through them. The funny part was his whole family was along and didn't seem to mind. I was just concerned that others might be offended.
 

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Originally posted by: Balt
Originally posted by: geckojohn
Originally posted by: atom
I was at an airport store recently and was really suprised that the magazine section had a pretty decent selection of nudie mags. I haven't flown in a few years but back then the most I would see is Playboy, but now they've got Penthouse, High Society, Swank, etc. I mean, these are all pretty hardcore magazines aren't they?

I'd probably freak out if I was on a flight and some guy sitting next to me started flipping through some hardcore porn.......


Why would you freak out?? I would like being able to see naked chicks.

Would you like being able to see the guy sitting half an inch away from you get a raging boner and start pitching a tent?

I doubt it. :p

What if he let you see the magazine after he was finished looking through it.

I find a nudie mag and a jar of vaseline beside guarantees me an empty seat on non-full flights...:evil:
 

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Originally posted by: spanky
i'd take a copy of maxim over those hardcore nudie mags.
Pft, the pictures in Playboy may be more explicit(which can either be good or bad), but the articles in Maxim are trash compared to what a good Playboy has.:p