Do I have potential to be a great spiritual guru?

[justoh]

I like the part where you said the couch is intelligent. I wonder if the couch thinks the same about you. Probably not.

Hence why the couch doesn't think the same (or anything else) about him.

....

 

[Mixolydian]

1: No.
2: What the hell kind of name is "Naer Zeitstein"??
3. Post more selfies.

 

[vbuggy]

I'm not giving the guy a click. Please tl;dr me any more-than-predictably-retarded bits.

 

[Mixolydian]

I'm not giving the guy a click. Please tl;dr me any more-than-predictably-retarded bits.

OP clearly has some kind of mental illness.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Spiritual gurus spout nonsense that only appeals to the monumentally stupid.

Spiritual gurus accomplish nothing.

Spiritual gurus are laughed at by the intelligent.

Spiritual gurus smell really bad.

Spiritual gurus never get laid.

You're 5 for 5, you might already be a spiritual guru.

 

[disappoint]

Couches don't think, bro. Is you stupid or something?

 

[justoh]

It's either a couch or a bed. Can't have it both ways.