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Calin

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Originally posted by: GarlicBreath

This is good advice. I'm with Kranky. Press charges. You can ignore what all these other posters are saying. They don't know the legal system. Stand up for your rights.

You should first stand up for your wrongs.
 

y2kc

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Originally posted by: Number1

You egg somebody else's car = clean harmless fun.

You get your hands egged = Ho my god!!!! Should I sue for assault?


The irony is thick isn't it. I blame the OP's parents for raising such a morally challenged POS.

:thumbsup: for the cop.
 

AAjax

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Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: confused1234
long story short me and a couple friends went out egging and hit some guy who was driving after us. we lost him stayed at my friends house for like 30 minutes then went to drop everyone off. little did we know the guy was still driving around after us and in doing so got caught by the police because they got he was on dope. we took a completely different way home and somehow passed the car while it was pulled over and they reconized it, told the policem, and we got pulled over.

now i know i deserved this but when the cop was searching me for weapons he smacked a couple eggs all over my hand, are they legally allowed to do that?

again before anyone says anything i know i deserved it but could that be considered assault?

They should have stuck the eggs up your ass. Find a less destructive way to have fun you asshat.

to bad they dont actually do any damage


Ah, but m-80's up the bum do :D

Enough of the "I got caught, Im a victim BS" you got off easy, obviously you have never really been in any real trouble. Though my magic 8-ball and your attitude tell me that just might change rather quickly
 

dabuddha

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Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: confused1234
long story short me and a couple friends went out egging and hit some guy who was driving after us. we lost him stayed at my friends house for like 30 minutes then went to drop everyone off. little did we know the guy was still driving around after us and in doing so got caught by the police because they got he was on dope. we took a completely different way home and somehow passed the car while it was pulled over and they reconized it, told the policem, and we got pulled over.

now i know i deserved this but when the cop was searching me for weapons he smacked a couple eggs all over my hand, are they legally allowed to do that?

again before anyone says anything i know i deserved it but could that be considered assault?

They should have stuck the eggs up your ass. Find a less destructive way to have fun you asshat.

to bad they dont actually do any damage

yes they do you retard. now that person has to go wash off all that sh1t that you little punks threw. grow a brain asshat!
is that why my friends car which got egged last year lost no paint??????????

Eggs can really fvck up paint jobs on cars. I remember we had to get one of our cars touched up cause some asshat like you egged it.
I vote for the brick in the face too
 

GarlicBreath

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Originally posted by: Babbles
Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Originally posted by: kranky
Don't put up with cops assaulting you. As long as people put up with that, they'll keep doing it. Get a lawyer (you probably won't have any problem finding one who will take the case for free, since they hate cops) and press charges for assault. Your other friend is a witness so it's not your word against the cop's.

The best part, even if you somehow lose the case, is that the cops will know you're not someone to mess with and they won't hassle you in the future.

The only catch is that when the case is reported in the paper, the handful of people who read the paper might connect the case to the egging incident, but I wouldn't worry about that. There's hardly any chance that the people you egged read the paper.


This is good advice. I'm with Kranky. Press charges. You can ignore what all these other posters are saying. They don't know the legal system. Stand up for your rights.

In a way I hope he listens to imbeciles like yourself so when he goes to press charges the judge looking at the situation would realize that the OP was guilty of vandalism and perhaps more serious charges like reckless endangerment with a vehicle.

In fact it very well may be an excellent idea for this guy to try to press charges so it becomes known and established what a minor criminal his retarded self is.


You think?

You guys missed a golden opportunity here.
 
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meh this is petty. even if the police here did catch u and bust the eggs on your hand no one would care, it would probably be laughed off too.

i dont think the police even do anything about egging n such round here when its mischief night, they know its gonna happen and they cant be everywhere at once. they just focus on the tools that throw fire works at houses instead. eggs wash off, fires are alot more serious.

but having said that, the majority of police will be sat in a speed camera van having a laugh, waiting to catch maureen who's late for her halloween fancy dress party. mean while billy has just downed 8 cans of stella and popped some acid and is now driving around under the speed limit and he'll fail to be caught at all until some pedestrians are nailed between his car and a wall
 

Amused

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confused1234,

Google this: eggs +paint damage

Eggs, if left on the paint for any extended amount of time in ANY weather, day or night will damage paint. Since it was so cold out, it's doubtful your victims would wash their cars that night... thus causing thousands of dollars in paint damage to their cars. The impact of an egg can cause paint damage as well.

Just be grateful the cops got to you before one of your victims did.
 

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: confused1234
long story short me and a couple friends went out egging and hit some guy who was driving after us. we lost him stayed at my friends house for like 30 minutes then went to drop everyone off. little did we know the guy was still driving around after us and in doing so got caught by the police because they got he was on dope. we took a completely different way home and somehow passed the car while it was pulled over and they reconized it, told the policem, and we got pulled over.

now i know i deserved this but when the cop was searching me for weapons he smacked a couple eggs all over my hand, are they legally allowed to do that?

again before anyone says anything i know i deserved it but could that be considered assault?

They should have stuck the eggs up your ass. Find a less destructive way to have fun you asshat.

to bad they dont actually do any damage

In warmer weather, they're a real b!tch to clean up. Not to mention throwing eggs out of a moving car can break glass and hurt a person pretty bad if you do wind up hitting them.

well it was 32f out and i asked the cop if eggs can break car windows and he said no

you're a fvcking idiot.
if i was driving down the road and several eggs splattered over my windshield, i wouldn't be able to see. i might crash into a tree or telephone pole. or worse, i could crash into another car or pedestrian.
 

acemcmac

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Originally posted by: confused1234
long story short me and a couple friends went out egging and hit some guy who was driving after us. we lost him stayed at my friends house for like 30 minutes then went to drop everyone off. little did we know the guy was still driving around after us and in doing so got caught by the police because they got he was on dope. we took a completely different way home and somehow passed the car while it was pulled over and they reconized it, told the policem, and we got pulled over.

now i know i deserved this but when the cop was searching me for weapons he smacked a couple eggs all over my hand, are they legally allowed to do that?

again before anyone says anything i know i deserved it but could that be considered assault?

I hope you get hit by a bus or get mistaken for an actual threat while you're doing one of these egging runs and get shot.
 

Alphathree33

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So that I can sleep well tonight, can someone tell me what sort of punishment the OP will face if convicted? What's the likely scenario?

I can't wait to hear that this ass hat has a huge fine or jail time or something.

This thread reminds me why I will never vote for someone who's soft on crime.
 

chambersc

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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
So that I can sleep well tonight, can someone tell me what sort of punishment the OP will face if convicted? What's the likely scenario?

I can't wait to hear that this ass hat has a huge fine or jail time or something.

This thread reminds me why I will never vote for someone who's soft on crime.

Unfortunately, if convicted (which itself is very unlikely), the OP would face community service and probation at MOST. This is assuming the OP isn't a habitual offender.
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: pontifex

you're a fvcking idiot.
if i was driving down the road and several eggs splattered over my windshield, i wouldn't be able to see. i might crash into a tree or telephone pole. or worse, i could crash into another car or pedestrian.

I believe I would use my windshield wipers so that I could see, then accidently floor it and hit the car that the eggs were coming from. Hilarity would then ensue.
 

Cruisin1

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Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: confused1234
long story short me and a couple friends went out egging and hit some guy who was driving after us. we lost him stayed at my friends house for like 30 minutes then went to drop everyone off. little did we know the guy was still driving around after us and in doing so got caught by the police because they got he was on dope. we took a completely different way home and somehow passed the car while it was pulled over and they reconized it, told the policem, and we got pulled over.

now i know i deserved this but when the cop was searching me for weapons he smacked a couple eggs all over my hand, are they legally allowed to do that?

again before anyone says anything i know i deserved it but could that be considered assault?

They should have stuck the eggs up your ass. Find a less destructive way to have fun you asshat.

to bad they dont actually do any damage

yes they do you retard. now that person has to go wash off all that sh1t that you little punks threw. grow a brain asshat!
is that why my friends car which got egged last year lost no paint??????????
the fvck are you talking about? can't you read?

can you? i said they dont do any damage. then someone challeneged what i said, then i gave proof it doesnt.


Wow you're going to be a GREAT lawyer one day with the cold hard facts and proof you come up with ;)
 

Fraggable

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I hope you get shot the next time you walk out the door. Really, I do. And yes, they do paint damage. And yes, I did pay my $500 deductible to have it fixed. And yes, the damage did halfway total my $9500 car. And no, whoever did it was never caught.

So go die and do the world a favor.
 

upsciLLion

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Everybody relax, THE MORALITY POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE!

Seriously though. You'd think nobody in this thread had ever done something stupid.
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Everybody relax, THE MORALITY POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE!

Seriously though. You'd think nobody in this thread had ever done something stupid.

you'd think some people in this thread have never priced a decent paint job.
 

upsciLLion

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Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Everybody relax, THE MORALITY POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE!

Seriously though. You'd think nobody in this thread had ever done something stupid.

you'd think some people in this thread have never priced a decent paint job.

Hence the part about it being stupid. Not everyone is born with a superior sense of right and wrong!
 

Fraggable

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Everybody relax, THE MORALITY POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE!

Seriously though. You'd think nobody in this thread had ever done something stupid.

you'd think some people in this thread have never priced a decent paint job.

Hence the part about it being stupid. Not everyone is born with a superior sense of right and wrong!

You're saying that it takes more than common sense to realize that egging people's belongings is wrong?

Wow, what a world that must be to live in.
 

Turin39789

Lifer
Nov 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Everybody relax, THE MORALITY POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE!

Seriously though. You'd think nobody in this thread had ever done something stupid.

you'd think some people in this thread have never priced a decent paint job.

Hence the part about it being stupid. Not everyone is born with a superior sense of right and wrong!

I was actually referring to you. As in, egging cars is stupid and punishable because the jacknape OP does'nt have enough money to get my car painted. Nothing wrong with you being stupid, just make sure it doesnt affect me.
 

z42

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Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: confused1234
Originally posted by: Slew Foot
Originally posted by: confused1234

well where i live its 32F when i did it and obviously i did it at night so maybe thats why most cars that get egged by me dont get damaged?


So much for your first time, ehh dumbass?

you read it the wrong way....by me i went like my friends cars/ in my neighberhood

WTF are you babbling about? Can you please TRY to make sense?

sorry
"by me i mean like my friends cars/ in my neighberhood"
you know like when you say "this person by me stinks"....
Yeah... that makes a lot more sense. :roll: I still have no idea what you mean.

ok once agian. by me in this context means around me

Yoda?:confused:
 

Number1

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Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
Originally posted by: kranky
Don't put up with cops assaulting you. As long as people put up with that, they'll keep doing it. Get a lawyer (you probably won't have any problem finding one who will take the case for free, since they hate cops) and press charges for assault. Your other friend is a witness so it's not your word against the cop's.

The best part, even if you somehow lose the case, is that the cops will know you're not someone to mess with and they won't hassle you in the future.

The only catch is that when the case is reported in the paper, the handful of people who read the paper might connect the case to the egging incident, but I wouldn't worry about that. There's hardly any chance that the people you egged read the paper.


This is good advice. I'm with Kranky. Press charges. You can ignore what all these other posters are saying. They don't know the legal system. Stand up for your rights.


For those who didn't catch it, Kranky's post is sarcasm and so is Garlic.
I hope confused follows their advise right up to a good beating.
Actualy it's quite funny.
 

exdeath

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At least it was only your hands. Had you vandalized my property, you?d have had to walk home, and in sh*tty pants, at the very least.
 

gsellis

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As established, OP is a complete moronic whiner. You are so lucky and take your lumps, learn, and go on.

Depending on the state, city, county, and country, your punishment could have been worse. Some areas may have that as a felony. It could be criminal mischief. It could be battery. I would suspect in Singapore it would be a caning with multiple strokes. You could be in jail. You could have ruined chances for a job or college later.

IOW, you are an utter moron. Don't do it again.