Do communion wafers need nutritional labeling?

[IronWing]

Would they need two labels, for before and after consecration?

 

[Ika]

-facepalm-

 

[cKGunslinger]

The flesh of Jebus is fat-free and low-carb...

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
The flesh of Jebus is fat-free and low-carb...

what about the blood of Christ?

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
The flesh of Jebus is fat-free and low-carb...

what about the blood of Christ?

over 9000% alcohol by volume

 

[Billb2]

...great with salsa or bean dip.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Billb2
...great with salsa or bean dip.

communion wafers are so dry and tasteless, I can't imagine them being good with anything

 

[sandorski]

hehe, should be placed on the front door of the Church.

 

[Leros]

I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Leros
I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

jesus drank jewish wine

 

[0roo0roo]

are they made in china?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Leros
I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

jesus drank jewish wine

OMG Jesus was jewish.

 

[Jeff7]

100% Pure Jesus! No fillers or additives! Naturally preserved!

 

[OCGuy]

Ah yes, simulated zombie cannabilism. Another ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP ritual that is only accepted because we were brought up around it. I cant imagine what people who werent brought up in a christian society think....

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
100% Pure Jesus! No fillers or additives! Naturally preserved!

Silly, it doesn't become Jesus until the dude with the hat waves his hand over it. I wonder if he's Kosher?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Leros
I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

jesus drank jewish wine

I guess it just seemed odd because we got everything else (even oil for the fake candles) from a certified Episcopal supply company.

 

[Leros]

Whats the current view on the whole transformation thing? Do people believe that the wine and bread actual turn into Jesus's blood and flesh?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Leros
I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

Mad Dod (Mogen-David) sacramental wine FTMFW! :laugh:

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Leros
I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

Mad Dod (Mogen-David) sacramental wine FTMFW! :laugh:

That sounds right actually. It had David in the name.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Leros
I always found it funny that my Episcopal church bought Jewish wine for Eucharist.

Mad Dod (Mogen-David) sacramental wine FTMFW! :laugh:

That sounds right actually. It had David in the name.

It's awful, awful, awful stuff.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: Leros
Whats the current view on the whole transformation thing? Do people believe that the wine and bread actual turn into Jesus's blood and flesh?

ignorance ftw!!!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: rise

Originally posted by: Leros
Whats the current view on the whole transformation thing? Do people believe that the wine and bread actual turn into Jesus's blood and flesh?

ignorance ftw!!!

Not everyone was dragged to church on Sundays. It seems like he was asking a legitimate quesiton.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

im sure if it is important, he will show up and let us know

 

[funkymatt]

but seriously, why would you pretend to eat part of your savior?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
are they made in china?

Perhaps those wafter things should be checked for melamine content...