Do all mail-women suck, or just mine?

ThisIsMatt

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I'm talking about the deliverers. Mine always suck...like today the lady delivered the mail to my house (package) - I live down a dirt road (not incredibly long). After she hands me the mail I say, "Thanks, have a great day" and she proceeds to peel out in the driveway and stir up a big dust cloud that looms right over the car that I JUST washed. I mean WTH? Other times she has driven up, dropped the mail out the window of the truck, honked the horn, and driven off. That day I was receiving a usb zip drive and she friggin drops it out of the truck! I plan to buy a new hard drive soon, but I can't image what will happen to it if I do :Q:disgust:

No pics (nappy)!
 

ThisIsMatt

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<< she peeled out??!!! ahhaha.. that is hilarious. >>

It's gravel, not very hard to peel out, but not very hard NOT to peel out either, especially in an automatic...
 

ThisIsMatt

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sonofa!!! My sister is now taking the car to work!!!! GRRRRRRRR!! I just washed it, for ME!! And I filled the tank!!! She totalled her car two weeks ago...

Someone shoot me in the head!
 

Balt

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<<Do all mail-women suck, or just mine?>>

That's not what a mail slot is for. :frown:
 

ThisIsMatt

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<< oh, I thought this would be a BJ thread

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pics?
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Dude, nappy. How many hot postal workers have you ever seen?
 

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pics?
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Dude, nappy. How many hot postal workers have you ever seen?
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well, it's not like sex, for a bj you wouldn't even have to look at them. :D
 

ThisIsMatt

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pics?
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Dude, nappy. How many hot postal workers have you ever seen?
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well, it's not like sex, for a bj you wouldn't even have to look at them. :D
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But you asked for pics!
 

ThisIsMatt

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<< you should have said "thanks b\tch, now get the f out of my road....wh0re"

danny~!
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Kinda hard when you're holding your breath cause you were walking behind the truck as it took off :disgust:
 

DannyLove

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<< you should have said "thanks b\tch, now get the f out of my road....wh0re"

danny~!
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Kinda hard when you're holding your breath cause you were walking behind the truck as it took off :disgust:
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then leave a huge sign that says that.

danny~!
 

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Dude, nappy. How many hot postal workers have you ever seen?
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well, it's not like sex, for a bj you wouldn't even have to look at them. :D
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But you asked for pics!
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all you need to see is the top of their head...

ok when did this thread get Xrated?:Q
 

SilverThief

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The mail lady that delivers across the main street from me is damn near a perfect 10! She's in her late 20's, beautiful hisapnic woman with jet black hair, a nice firm rack and an @ss that wont quit.

Why God, why do you hate me so? Just one street away and she could have been my mail-bi@tch
 

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<< Do all mail-women suck, or just mine? >>


I gotta' stop taking these threads literally..............;)
 

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Must.... refrain.... from making a sophmorish comment.......