Do adults need to drink beer?

[WelshBloke]

what kind of troll thread is this? of course adults dont need to drink beer

OP i hope you still live with your parents, your a danger to society

Lack of beer is a legitimate reason for texting your landlord in the early hours on a weekend.

 

[Dirigible]

what kind of troll thread is this? of course adults dont need to drink beer

OP i hope you still live with your parents, your a danger to society

This is not entertaining trolling. You make baby Jesus cry.

 

[Dirigible]

Lack of beer is a legitimate reason for texting your landlord in the early hours on a weekend.

True. But it's best to just call the ambrewlance.

Edit: I suck at posting pics.

 

[WelshBloke]

True. But it's best to just call the ambrewlance.

Edit: I suck at posting pics.

I want an ambrewlance pic.

 

[Dirigible]

 

[Dirigible]

Hah!

 

[futurefields]

This is not entertaining trolling. You make baby Jesus cry.

That's fine. I bottle baby Jesus tears for masturbatory purposes. Cry on, baby Jesus!

 

[Ruptga]

Beer < Cider. It serves the same purposes, but isn't "an acquired taste", i.e. it actually tastes good.

 

[WelshBloke]

Beer < Cider. It serves the same purposes, but isn't "an acquired taste", i.e. it actually tastes good.

They sell zum zider round ere that's an aquirrrred taste and no bloody joke!

Seriously, you could dissolve pennies in some of it.

 

[Fenixgoon]

need to? no. but why not if i enjoyi t?

 

[futurefields]

Beer < Cider. It serves the same purposes, but isn't "an acquired taste", i.e. it actually tastes good.

There are a lotta people who really claim to enjoy the taste of beer. Even calling delicious.

 

[TastyGumbo]

Dafuq? I explicitly registered this account and traveled time to answer this.

 

[Tombstone1881]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmwEyIBBQM​

 

[Ruptga]

They sell zum zider round ere that's an aquirrrred taste and no bloody joke!

Seriously, you could dissolve pennies in some of it.

I believe you, but around these parts hard cider refers to something in the 3.5-6% ABV range. Woodchuck is easily the best I've tried. Several other brands spend more on marketing, but they dump so much sugar and flavoring into their stuff that it's often like drinking apple jolly ranchers.

 

[MongGrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

On a side note, tried this recently and really liked it.

Hard Ale.

Not Cider.

http://www.bizjournals.com/milwauke...coors-rolls-outredds-wicked-apple-a-high.html

 

[WelshBloke]

I believe you, but around these parts hard cider refers to something in the 3.5-6% ABV range. Woodchuck is easily the best I've tried. Several other brands spend more on marketing, but they dump so much sugar and flavoring into their stuff that it's often like drinking apple jolly ranchers.

Round here it doesn't have labels so I've no idea how strong it is but some of the comparable commercial offerings are about 9%, so I'd guess that (and about 5% methanol on top ).

 

[zerocool84]

Beer < Cider. It serves the same purposes, but isn't "an acquired taste", i.e. it actually tastes good.

Eww never, they are all sweet. I don't like sweet drinks. If you're gonna drink a sweet alcoholic drink, mine as well drink Zima.

 

[Ruptga]

Eww never, they are all sweet. I don't like sweet drinks. If you're gonna drink a sweet alcoholic drink, mine as well drink Zima.

A good one won't be sweeter than an apple (as opposed to some crap like Johnny Appleseed, which does taste exactly like apple jolly rancher), but meh, different strokes.

 

[Raduque]

I don't like the way beer tastes. It's either the hops or the barley that I don't like, but either way they all taste nasty.

I like the taste of liquor though, mostly rums, but also some tequilas and whiskeys.

 

[mmntech]

Beer < Cider. It serves the same purposes, but isn't "an acquired taste", i.e. it actually tastes good.

I don't know about that. Bad beer is still beer. Bad cider is a sickly sweet mess of apple juice and Everclear.

I think Strongbow is my favouite commercial brand. A lot of others, like I said, are basically just apple juice infused with grain alcohol, and not real cider. You have to read the labels and avoid anything that says "apple flavoured".

I know a good cider house though that makes it using apples from their own orchard. They make a nice dry draught one. Go up there every fall to pick up some bottles for Thanksgiving. I actually think I prefer perry. Though you don't get it in the liquor stores here.

 

[Kadarin]

Dafuq? I explicitly registered this account and traveled time to answer this.

:thumbsup:

 

[Kadarin]

Beer is one of the most disgusting things humans have ever created.

Wat

 

[lxskllr]

A good one won't be sweeter than an apple (as opposed to some crap like Johnny Appleseed, which does taste exactly like apple jolly rancher), but meh, different strokes.

I can drink about one cider. But I like a few beers. In fact, I just finished a few beers :^D Cider is too sweet, and I consider an apple too sweet when it's alcohol. I'm drinking a glass of rye right now, and it's /almost/ too sweet. It's skating right on the edge, but is pretty tasty.

 

[WelshBloke]

I don't know about that. Bad beer is still beer. Bad cider is a sickly sweet mess of apple juice and Everclear.

I think Strongbow is my favouite commercial brand.

Strongbow is pretty sweet.

Edit: Perry is pretty sweet as well, nice though.

 

[KMFJD]

I don't know about that. Bad beer is still beer. Bad cider is a sickly sweet mess of apple juice and Everclear.

I think Strongbow is my favouite commercial brand. A lot of others, like I said, are basically just apple juice infused with grain alcohol, and not real cider. You have to read the labels and avoid anything that says "apple flavoured".

I know a good cider house though that makes it using apples from their own orchard. They make a nice dry draught one. Go up there every fall to pick up some bottles for Thanksgiving. I actually think I prefer perry. Though you don't get it in the liquor stores here.

Keith's Cider or Somersby Cider is better than Strongbow...Cider is good for a drink or two