DMX Unveils Clothing line for dogs

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Dari

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I went to the unveiling of Earl Simmons (DMX) clothing line for dogs last night. It was Monday night, I had nothing to do, and my girlfriend really wanted to attend (as a favor for her friend and to meet some famous people). The restaurant was packed and everything went well. Before seeing the clothes, I questioned the fate of humanity. But, needless to say, I was really impressed. I hear people spend a lot on their dogs and maybe this will sell.

While I was there, I met this beautiful Japanese girl at the restaurant. She looked absolutely delicious (trust me on this). Whenever Carol wasn?t around, we?d flirt. She?s an interior designer. At the end of the show, upon saying goodbye, I give her a hug. For a second there I thought I was going to crush her. She felt fragile. I plan on seeing her again but I don?t want hurt her. Hopefully she can do some work around my apartment. I hope she?s resilient.

By the way, if anyone has issues with infidelity and/or immorality, save it. I?ve heard it all before and don?t want to discuss it. I take responsibility for all my actions. Besides, no one here knows me intimately enough to rat me out so I have no qualms about posting this online. Consider this my first internet blog.

The dog-show was entertaining and I?d like to know how large the market is for such apparels.
 
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Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Dari
I went to the unveiling of Earl Simmons (DMX) clothing line for dogs last night. It was Monday night, I had nothing to do, and my girlfriend really wanted to attend (as a favor for her friend and to meet some famous people). The restaurant was packed and everything went well. Before seeing the clothes, I questioned the fate of humanity. But, needless to say, I was really impressed. I hear people spend a lot on their dogs and maybe this will sell.

While I was there, I met this beautiful Japanese girl at the restaurant. She looked absolutely delicious (trust me on this). Whenever Carol wasn?t around, we?d flirt. She?s an interior designer. At the end of the show, upon saying goodbye, I give her a hug. For a second there I thought I was going to crush her. She felt fragile. I plan on seeing her again but I don?t want hurt her. Hopefully she can do some work around my apartment. I hope she?s resilient.

By the way, if anyone has issues with infidelity and/or immorality, save it. I?ve heard it all before and don?t want to discuss it. I take responsibility for all my actions. Besides, no one here knows me intimately enough to rat me out so I have no qualms about posting this online. Consider this my first internet blog.

The dog-show was entertaining and I?d like to know how large the market is for such apparels.
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I can't believe w/ all the issues and problems we have today, that "dog-apparel" can actually be "news-worthy" :confused:
 
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flxnimprtmscl

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I'm confused, is this a thead about dog clothing or a not to subtle attempt to brag about the good looking tail you're attempting to pull?
 
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Feldenak

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Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I'm confused, is this a thead about dog clothing or a not to subtle attempt to brag about the good looking tail you're attempting to pull?
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I would guess the latter.
 
Azraele

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By the way, if anyone has issues with infidelity and/or immorality, save it. I?ve heard it all before and don?t want to discuss it. I take responsibility for all my actions. Besides, no one here knows me intimately enough to rat me out so I have no qualms about posting this online. Consider this my first internet blog.
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If you take responsibility, let Carol go before you end up really hurting her.
 
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