DIY Circumcision

[WingZero94]

http://www.medgadget.com/archi...is_post_difficult.html

An English gentleman, possibly skeptical of the offerings provided by the National Health Service (NHS), decided to perform his own circumcision at home. Apparently not aided by anything other than some ethanol, the patient/physician brought a pair of nail clippers to the surgical theatre/kitchen sink. Inevitably something went terribly wrong and medics had to be brought out.

 

[Eli]

Ohhhh hell no.

:Q

 

[sciwizam]

DIY and circumcision should never be uttered in a single sentence.

 

[Locut0s]

Whisky

 

[waffleironhead]

bet he was a little short on patience.

 

[JohnCU]

tango

 

[sciwizam]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
Whisky

Probably used that as an anesthetic and antiseptic.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Owie..that hurts just thinking about it.

 

[Lean L]

that's a normal thought... "I want to get circumcised as an adult but I don't trust the surgeons, so I will do it myself with nail clippers"

 

[Ruptga]

How stupid would you have to be to think that's a good idea?

 

[dbk]

fuckin' hell

 

[ChaoZ]

It hurts just reading the title.

 

[Baked]

Self mutilation FTL. What's wrong with washing your dick when you shower?

 

[Locut0s]

Ok here's a follow up question. Given that this gentleman went through the following mental process:

I want to be circumcised
I don't trust those damn doctors
I'll do it myself!
But with what?!?
Nail clippers. By George why didn't I think of that sooner. Nail clippers it is!

Given the above at what point did he stop himself and say (as he obviously did at some point) Hmm... this doesn't look anything like I pictured it would. I think I may have gone and fucked this up...

I mean seriously was it after the first 'clip', the second, the tenth? At what point did it occur to him that things weren't going by the text book?

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: Locut0s
Ok here's a follow up question. Given that this gentleman went through the following mental process:

I want to be circumcised
I don't trust those damn doctors
I'll do it myself!
But with what?!?
Nail clippers. By George why didn't I think of that sooner. Nail clippers it is!

Given the above at what point did he stop himself and say (as he obviously did at some point) Hmm... this doesn't look anything like I pictured it would. I think I may have gone and fucked this up...

I mean seriously was it after the first 'clip', the second, the tenth? At what point did it occur to him that things weren't going by the text book?

Probably about the time he was getting light-headed from blood loss

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Eli
Ohhhh hell no.

:Q

 

[blinblue]

I guess the half-off deal at the hospital wasn't cheap enough...

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: blinblue
I guess the half-off deal at the hospital wasn't cheap enough...

Instead he took half-off.

 

[MotF Bane]

foxtrot

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: blinblue
I guess the half-off deal at the hospital wasn't cheap enough...

Instead he took half-off.

who got the tip?

 

[VinylxScratches]

Jim Gaffighan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg6Ia18Gcxo

 

[WingZero94]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: blinblue
I guess the half-off deal at the hospital wasn't cheap enough...

Instead he took half-off.

who got the tip?

No Tip. Bad Service!

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: VinylxScratches
Jim Gaffighan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg6Ia18Gcxo

Love Gaffighan. Got to get me King Baby if it's available on DVD or something.

 

[CRXican]

he must not be sane

 

[geno]

He was supposed to just get a circular incision....