Ditka vs. God

[Hamburgerpimp]

Who would win in a game of Golf?

 

[Spoooon]

Well, considering God's rumored powers, I don't think Ditka would have a chance.

 

[Windogg]

What about the Mini-Bears and Mini-Ditka against the NY Giants?

 

[Vikaden]

Ditka hands down

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Ok, I posted this in another thread, but Ditka vs. a busload of Bears in the Indy 500 with God driving. (Jesus riding shotgun perhaps)

 

[Napalm381]

Mini-Ditka, blindfolded, one hand behind his back, vs God and the NY Giants....

 

[bigrash]

that's a really tough one....but i can beat ditka anytime

 

[BA]

It's a trick question. Ditka is God.

 

[Ashpool]

God double-bogeys on a Par 3.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Ditka is God. I thought Jesus was God. This is getting difficult.

 

[BA]

No, Jesus is the son of Ditka

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Is there a Mini-God like Mini-Ditka?

 

[Mule]

MODS please stop in insanity.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Ditka is the MOD tonight!

 

[sandorski]

Da Bears. I mean, Ditka!

Someone's watching SNL re-runs?

 

Ditka, Ditka, da Bears, da Bulls, Ditka, Saus-ages, da Ditka, da Bears, da Bears...

 

[iamwiz82]

da bears da bears da bear, polish sau-sage, da bulls da bulls da bulls


ack... cough... hack... sorry, just hadda hear attack. THat makes a baker's dozen for me =].

 

[Rio Rebel]

Why would Bear Bryant be fighting Ditka?

 

[thraashman]

I got a joke for you guys that relates to this thread.

Three guys are playing golf when they get to a hole with large water hazard in front of it and the green just behind. It clearly looks like no one could make it over the water, but they each decide to try.

First guy steps up and hits it. The ball goes sailing, but is obviously gonna fall short. Just before it hits the water, the water parts and the ball hits the bottom and roles up onto the green.

The Second guy steps up and hits the ball. The ball falls about halfway short and instead of sinking, it floats on the water up to the edge and roles onto the green.

Then the third guy hits his ball. It lands smack in the midle of the water and sinks. A second later a fish jumps out of the water with the ball in his mouth. A bird swoops down and picks up the fish and flys off. It flys through a tre and the fish drops the bal which bounces off a few branches, onto the green, and into the hole.

Then Moses looks at Jesus and says, "Dangit I hate playing golf with your father."

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Hey, keep the topic to Ditka. Ok, Ditka/William Perry vs God/Jesus in a three-legged-race!

 

[sandorski]

Ditka/Perry

 

[Napalm381]

Can Mini-Ditka make a rock he can't lift?

 

[shiner]

<< Can Mini-Ditka make a rock he can't lift? >>



No....the rocks fear Ditka so much they would explode the minute he touched it.

 

[Aceman]

So let me get this straight.

Ditka playing against God in golf

Ditka is God

So would that equal &quot;Ditka is playing with himself&quot;??????

Now if we take this further....

Ditka is God,

the Mod is God

Ditka is the Mod

Then the Mod is God

And the Mod is playing with.......















I'm not going there!!!!!:Q

 

[PG]

How about mini-Ditka vs. the entire XFL?

My guess?

mini-Ditka 42, XFL 3


Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe that they would get a field goal, but as mini-Ditka he couldn't jump as high to block those field goal attempts.