Disney Discriminates against Busty Sluts

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BarkingGhostar

BarkingGhostar

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The advertisement said nothing about busty, which I interpret as big. It just said no implants. I've known of some women in the B to B/C range that originally made walls jealous. I wonder how they test for such a thing. Oh, part of the casting call is a touchy-feely session with the director, I guess. :p
 
IndyColtsFan

IndyColtsFan

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BarkingGhostar said:
The advertisement said nothing about busty, which I interpret as big. It just said no implants. I've known of some women in the B to B/C range that originally made walls jealous. I wonder how they test for such a thing. Oh, part of the casting call is a touchy-feely session with the director, I guess. :p
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Most boob jobs are so hideous and obvious that it shouldn't be that hard to tell. Sometimes, I'm shocked when I see pictures of women who are in the -- ahem -- "movie" industry and think to myself "What on earth were you thinking?!?!?!" It would have looked more subtle and natural if they strapped cantaloupes to their chests.
 
Binarycow

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About time, stupid fake boobs, they stare at you like a pair of St. Peter's Dome.
 
Binarycow

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IndyColtsFan said:
Most boob jobs are so hideous and obvious that it shouldn't be that hard to tell. Sometimes, I'm shocked when I see pictures of women who are in the -- ahem -- "movie" industry and think to myself "What on earth were you thinking?!?!?!" It would have looked more subtle and natural if they strapped cantaloupes to their chests.
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amen.
 
techs

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From the link:


To make sure LA talent scouts don’t get caught in a “booby trap,” [Editor's Note: to be successful, a pun has to actually make sense] potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there’s nothing moving from the waist up, they’re saying, it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not all flesh and bones — and you’re out
 
sdifox

sdifox

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This is of course Disney's only recourse to not to have their movie confused with Digital Playground's Pirates
 
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Exterous

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techs said:
To make sure LA talent scouts don’t get caught in a “booby trap,” [Editor's Note: to be successful, a pun has to actually make sense] potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there’s nothing moving from the waist up, they’re saying, it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not all flesh and bones — and you’re out
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I volunteer to be a judge for this
 
IndyColtsFan

IndyColtsFan

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techs said:
From the link:


To make sure LA talent scouts don’t get caught in a “booby trap,” [Editor's Note: to be successful, a pun has to actually make sense] potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there’s nothing moving from the waist up, they’re saying, it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not all flesh and bones — and you’re out
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I guess I should start reviewing the LA want ads for "jiggle consultants." Sounds like a job I'd enjoy.

Or maybe I should shoot higher and look for a "mammary harmonic motion engineer" position.
 
preslove

preslove

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[size=+2]Pirate movies require twirling around with swords and ropes, fighting undead Cornishmen with bad teeth. Twirl bIg b88bies around and you get distracting floppage. In this case, discriminating against large busted ladies is necessary.[/size]




[size=-2]Small boobies don't sag as much. They are the sustainable hotness.[/size]
 
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69Mach1

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IndyColtsFan said:
I guess I should start reviewing the LA want ads for "jiggle consultants." Sounds like a job I'd enjoy.

Or maybe I should shoot higher and look for a "mammary harmonic motion engineer" position.
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My dream job has always been "Quality Control" at a major top of the line whorehouse. "Jiggle Consultant" is not too far off.
 
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