Disgusting coworkers

[DisgruntledVirus]

Yeah I know it has been discussed before, but I have 2 coworkers that are absolutely disgusting and drive me nuts. The one is a huge 300 lb+ girl that is always eating and always asking for food when she doesn't need it. The second is by far worse. She is also always eating (but not 300+ lbs), and chews with her mouth open. When chewing not only do you hear it, but you see all this debris flying out of her mouth. Then she tries talking usually while her mouth is full and she is chewing. I have no clue how her parents failed to raise her without any kind of etiquette.

 

[Xavier434]

That's pretty gross.

 

[CptCrunch]

Whats worse is when the stupid, lazy and fat co-worker, who is talking on their cell phone, yells at me and a co-worker to help her fit into her chair, all while jabbing on her cell phone... absolutely disgusting

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
chews with her mouth open.

Ugh, one of my biggest pet peeves. I have a coworker who does that also (and talks with his mouth full). He also smacks his lips throughout the day for no reason.

 

[StormRider]

You're not good looking enough. If there is a good looking girl around, I will usually become more self-conscious of what/how I do things. If you were good looking and those girls were interested in you then they would become self-conscious around you and not talk while chewing food and stuff because they want to make as good of an impression while you are around. You need to become better looking so girls won't do this stuff while you are around...

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: CptCrunch
Whats worse is when the stupid, lazy and fat co-worker, who is talking on their cell phone, yells at me and a co-worker to help her fit into her chair, all while jabbing on her cell phone... absolutely disgusting

That cannot possibly be true...

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
chews with her mouth open.

Ugh, one of my biggest pet peeves. I have a coworker who does that also (and talks with his mouth full). He also smacks his lips throughout the day for no reason.

Huge pet peeve of mine as well.

One of the higher ups here eats like this and the first time we were out at a work function I was just flabbergasted by it. She plunked her elbows right on the table, and leaned into her food, then started chewing/talking/spitting the night away. Disgusting.

KT

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: CptCrunch
Whats worse is when the stupid, lazy and fat co-worker, who is talking on their cell phone, yells at me and a co-worker to help her fit into her chair, all while jabbing on her cell phone... absolutely disgusting

You work at K-Mart?

KT

 

[buck]

I really like this coworker, but she eats this dried seaweed shit and not only does it stink like low tide at the pier, but it sounds like she is chewing paper. Then to make matters worse, when she is done, there is green flakes all over her face and in her teeth.
I feel like an asshole for saying this because she is cool, I hope she doesnt check these forums.

 

[DainBramaged]

I find that gross. Clipping your nails at work too. God, I hate that.

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: StormRider
You're not good looking enough. If there is a good looking girl around, I will usually become more self-conscious of what/how I do things. If you were good looking and those girls were interested in you then they would become self-conscious around you and not talk while chewing food and stuff because they want to make as good of an impression while you are around. You need to become better looking so girls won't do this stuff while you are around...

:roll:

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

disgusting...

I used to share office space with a guy who smacked when chewing... I would have to leave the room because it grossed me out so bad.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I find that gross. Clipping your nails at work too. God, I hate that.

I take the train to work and I've seen people clip their nails on more than one occasion.
I need to keep a wretch bag with me whenever I board the train.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: CptCrunch
Whats worse is when the stupid, lazy and fat co-worker, who is talking on their cell phone, yells at me and a co-worker to help her fit into her chair, all while jabbing on her cell phone... absolutely disgusting

That cannot possibly be true...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: CptCrunch
Whats worse is when the stupid, lazy and fat co-worker, who is talking on their cell phone, yells at me and a co-worker to help her fit into her chair, all while jabbing on her cell phone... absolutely disgusting

That cannot possibly be true...

spoof comment on previous thread

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: buck
I really like this coworker, but she eats this dried seaweed shit and not only does it stink like low tide at the pier, but it sounds like she is chewing paper. Then to make matters worse, when she is done, there is green flakes all over her face and in her teeth.
I feel like an asshole for saying this because she is cool, I hope she doesnt check these forums.

that green seaweed is really good. You wrap cooked rice in it and you eat it like that.

 

[Vonkhan]

You've not known misery until you've had a fob lower middle class Indian co-worker (I'm Indian too so no hatin') ...

 

[joesmoke]

We have moving walkways in a few sections at my job for traversing longer walkways faster. It kills me when I see fatties standing and chatting on these walkways like they were put there to alleviate them of the burden of moving their own bodyweight. Not only are they being lazy but they clog the way for people that have somewhere to go.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
You've not known misery until you've had a fob lower middle class Indian co-worker (I'm Indian too so no hatin') ...

What is a freight on board lower middle class indian?

 

[krunchykrome]

You people know nothing about annoying/disgusting coworkers

Behold...the most annoying coworker ever

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
You've not known misery until you've had a fob lower middle class Indian co-worker (I'm Indian too so no hatin') ...

What is a freight on board lower middle class indian?

fresh off (the) boat

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: buck
I really like this coworker, but she eats this dried seaweed shit and not only does it stink like low tide at the pier, but it sounds like she is chewing paper. Then to make matters worse, when she is done, there is green flakes all over her face and in her teeth.
I feel like an asshole for saying this because she is cool, I hope she doesnt check these forums.

that green seaweed is really good. You wrap cooked rice in it and you eat it like that.

You know, i bet it is, in fact I love sushi and even seaweed salad (guess thats what its called). For some reason though, when she starts eating it, it sounds disgusting, smells awful, and the aftermath on her face and mouth leaves me sick. I guess one of these days i should try it..... Just not today.

 

[txrandom]

Seaweed is good. I use to bring it to lunch in high school. I made sure to swish some water around in my mouth and chew some gum after lunch. It's good, but makes your breathe smell like crap.

 

[nageov3t]

a disgusting eater, ok... but who gives a shit how frequently the other girl eats or how much she weighs?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
You've not known misery until you've had a fob lower middle class Indian co-worker (I'm Indian too so no hatin') ...

examples?